Fix It So She Dreams of Me Half Man Half Biscuit
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There‚??s [Dm]a girl I‚??m told [F]who rolls her [A]eyes at the Gok [Dm]Wan acolytes
Underneath her [F]bed there lies[A] a collection of [Dm]ammonites
And she [F]lives somewhere you wouldn‚??[C]t wanna get stuck
That [Gm]can‚??t be found in th[Bb]e Domesday Book;
[F]Cromwell‚??s troops neve[C]r billeted there,
Dick [Gm]Turpin never had [A]Bess shoed where
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This girl I‚??m told rolls her eyes at the Gok Wan acolytes.
[Dm]This spoon [F]in my drawer;[A] a reminder of [Dm]childhood
Stayed loyal [F]down the years[A] in a way others [Dm]never could.
[F]The wine has [C]coiled its [Gm]way around my [Bb]understanding
[F]And I‚??m de[C]af to you[Gm]r libertaria[A]n jeers.
They [Dm]should just brick Jim [F]Beglin up[A] with the Gok Wan [Dm]acolytes,[Bb]
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Brick him up.
[F#m]She in signal [G]red, me in drab [A]olive,
We [F#m]made our way from [G]Loggerheads to Hope.[A]
[Dm]Blue skies, [F]good underfoot,[A] I played my [Dm]sackbut.
[Gm]Somewhat un[Bb]wittingly [A]kindled the underbrush;
[Dm]Through my hap[F]hazard ways[Dm] I‚??d set th[F]e woods ablaze
[Gm]But I‚??d had th[Bb]e best of da[A]ys along the trail.
[F]And I [C]feel ret[Gm]iring her would [Bb]constitute a [F]crime
And I [C]know Chesil [Gm]Beach is [Bb]far away in [F]time
[A]And [Dm]now [A]I‚??v[Dm]e found thes[A]e androids em[Dm]pathise
Unders[A]tand and rea[Dm]lise, so it‚??[A]s really no s[Dm]urprise
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I‚??ve got one that rolls its eyes‚??‚??‚??‚??. at the Gok Wan acolytes.