Petty Sessions Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Man Half Biscuit
[C]I stick me big nose in
When I go out
Sealed-off car park
[G]What‚??s it all about?
I like an altercation with a member of staff
‚??That was a ten poun[C]d note!‚??
[C]I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-P[G]izza
[C]I ri[C7]ng up Dial-A-P[F]izza
[G]And say that‚??s not how I w[C]ould spell ‚??Hawaiian‚??
Sea Bass, Man Bag
[G]Fifty quid to Chad
Would the congregation like to rise and sing
Hymn number [C]252
[C]Here come the Barmy Army
They‚??re absolutel[G]y crazy
[C]Bart, [C7]Elvis and the [F]baby
[G]Kill, kill, kill, stab murd[C]er and despatch.