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Sealclubbing  Half Man Half Biscuit

I was just sitti[E]ng there eating a salmonella sandwich
When a [B7]man walked up to [E]me
‚??Would yo[B7]u mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?
If [E]music be the food of love are you the indigestion?‚??
[B7]Oh-oh-oh-oh possibly [E]yes.
[E]Found myself standing ‚??mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads
When a [B7]frail voice asked of [E]me:
‚??Would yo[B7]u mind, dear boy, I just can‚??t stand all this tension
[E]Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension‚??
[B7]No-oh-oh-oh, f**k off [E]no.
[E]Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom
When he [B7]reached out for the [E]jar
He [B7]swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet
A [E]Haliborange overdose ‚?? that‚??s not the right way
To [B7]ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill your[E]self.
[E]Down beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion
When the [B7]stallion said to [E]me:
‚??That‚??s [B7]the third biro that you‚??ve broke and all day I cannot wait
You can [E]lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate‚??
[B7]Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stalli[E]on.
[E]Me and my [G]girl ‚?[B7]? se[E]alclubbing
Me and my [G]girl ‚?[B7]? out on th[E]e ice
Me and my [G]girl ‚?[B7]? se[E]alclubbing
Me and my [G]girl ‚?[B7]? oh s[E]o nice.
[E]Me and my [G]girl ‚?[B7]? se[E]alclubbing
Me and my [G]girl ‚?[B7]? out on th[E]e ice
Me and my [G]girl ‚?[B7]? se[E]alclubbing
Me and my [G]girl ‚?[B7]? oh pa[E]radise.

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