KMAG YOYO Hayes Carll
KMAG YOYO
By Hayes Carll
5/31/2011
[E]Well, daddy joined the Air Force, said it was a good source
[E]Danger, love, and money, but it only led to divorce
[E]Ended up in Abilene working at a Dairy Queen
[E]Put me in the Army on the day that I turned seventeen
[A]Here I am standinâ?? in the desert with a gun
[A]Thought of going AWOL but Iâ??m too afraid to run
[E]So I got myself a new plan Stealinâ?? from the Taliban
[E]Make a little money turning poppies into heroin
[B7]Sergeant didnâ??t like it so they put me in a hole
[D]I said, â??Itâ??s easy shootinâ?? when they donâ??t know where to go.â??
[E]Threw me on a lily pad Sent me home to NORAD
[E]I knew Iâ??d be in trouble but I didnâ??t think it be this bad
Guitar solo
Stranger wearinâ?? all black met me on the tarmac
Told him I was sorry but I ainâ??t ever going back
He said, you ainâ??t in trouble son, learn to fight without a gun
Got a new assignment now, youâ??re working for the Pentagon
Gonna take a trip, wouldnâ??t tell me what itâ??s for
Gotta serve your country, gonna help us win the war
MIT, Ph.D.â??s, night and day, theyâ??re testing me
Ainâ??t what I was thinking but Iâ??m being all that I can be
I ainâ??t no genius but I knew it wasnâ??t right
Eating uppers in the morning and LSD at night
Send me off to deep space help â??em win the arms race
Ola me, oh mighty, but this s**t has got a funny taste
Guitar solo
I think I hear the countdown, hundred feet above the ground
Told me when Iâ??m leavinâ?? but aâ??nothing â??bout aâ??coming down
Sittinâ?? on a bad dream, thousand pounds of gasoline
Ainâ??t leavinâ?? nothing but some rubble and my slipstream
Mama always said, I should be aiminâ?? for the moon
Never wouldâ??ve guessed that Iâ??d be passinâ?? by soon
How the hellâ??d I get here, blastinâ?? through the atmosphere
Drop the rocket boosters and Iâ??m shiftinâ?? into high gear
Bowie on the system and a bottle on my knee
Armstrong ainâ??t got nothing on me
Hey ho, here we go KMAG YOYO
Someone wanna get me, gotta come up where the sun donâ??t go
Guitar solo
I think I see a bright light,something â??bout it ainâ??t right
I laid down in a space ship Woke up in a fire-fight
Trippinâ?? from the morphine, came down in a bad scene
God, donâ??t let me die here, I ainâ??t even 19
I wonâ??t ever ask you, Lord for anything again
Iâ??ll swear it on the Bible, Torah or Koran
Lyinâ?? in a rhino track â??Bout to have a heart attack
IED got to me, someone call the Medevac
I need some fixinâ?? after where it is Iâ??ve been
Never wanna go and try and shoot a gun again
Slippinâ?? out the back door, gonna join the Peace Corps
Tell me, Iâ??m a hero now, so someone else can fight this war
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