Jesus And Ruger Jason Boland & The Stragglers
Intro: C F G C F C G C
Vs 1: [G] It all started when[C] we were just kids
[G]I don't remember but I'm [C]sure that it did
Why's my [G]left on my left, my [C]right on my right
I'm [G]sure there's a monster in my [Bb]closet [C]tonight
Vs 2: There are [G]things I can't figure [C]what they are for
Like [G]nicotine, nintendo, or [C]nuclear war
They're [G]there to addict us, main[C]tain or to scare
[G]County, state, and world, only [Bb]three kinds of [C]fair
Chorus: [C] Jesus and[F] Ruger, they're both s[C]traight shooters
[C] Islam and Napalm mean[G] something to someone
[F]My chakras are [G]blocked but I'm [C]learning Tai [F]Chi
[C]So pitch what you're selling and [G]then leave me [Am]be
Cause [F]I'm just [G]fine by [C]me[F] [G] [C] [F] [C] [G] [C]
Vs 3: My [G]bank needs a roll and [C]so does my rock
I [G]go down to the river out [C]here when it's hot
[G]Down by the water I'll [C]cool off my heels
[G]Solve the world's problems with a [Bb]rod and a [C]reel
Vs 4: [G]Tonight I can't sleep, that's the [C]reason for this song
The [G]church bell outside done [C]hit the third gong
I'm [G]just a weary traveler, no [C]bags in my hand
[G]Right where I sit is where [Bb]I'll make a [C]stand
Chorus: [C] Jesus and[F] Ruger, they're both s[C]traight shooters
[C] Islam and Napalm mean[G] something to someone
[F]My chakras are [G]blocked but I'm [C]learning Tai [F]Chi
[C]So pitch what you're selling and [G]then leave me [Am]be
Cause [F]I'm just [G]fine by [C]me
Solo C F C G F G C F C G Am F G C
Chorus: [C] Jesus and[F] Ruger, they're both s[C]traight shooters
[C] Islam and Napalm mean[G] something to someone
[F]My chakras are [G]blocked but I'm [C]learning Tai [F]Chi
[C]So pitch what you're selling and [G]then leave me [Am]be
Cause [F]I'm just [G]fine by [C]me[F] [G] [C]
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