Mr. Fancy Pants Jonathan Coulton
Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
Of [F#m]very fancy pants that Mr. [B]Fancy Pants will wear
When [E]everybodyâ??s marching in the fanc[E/D]y pants [C#7]parade
Heâ??[F#m]s gonna pass th[B]e test
Heâ??[F#m]s gonna be th[B]e best
The [F#m]best in [B]terms of [E]pants[B7] [E]
You look in every catalog you shop at every store
Cause [F#m]even though you have a hundred [B]pants you want some more
When [E]suddenly you see the greatest pants youâ??v[E/D]e eve[C#7]r seen
And [F#m]even though you [B]know
Itâ??s gonn[F#m]a cost a lot o[B]f dough
You [F#m]have to have the [B]worldâ??s bes[E]t pan[B7]ts[E]
[A]Say a little [Bdim/A]prayer for Mr. [A]Fancy Pants[Bdim/A]
The [Dm(maj7)]whole world [Dm6]knows
Itâ??[Dm(maj7)]s only [Dm6] clothes
And [Cmaj7]deep in[C]side
Heâ??[Esus4/B]s sad[B7]
They [E]make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
You [F#m]thought you had some fancy pants and [B]now you know itâ??s true
You [E]look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the [E/D]trophy [C#7]high
[F#m]Everybody [B]cheers
While heâ??[F#m]s blinking back th[B]e tears
He d[F#m]oesnâ??t eve[B]n have the bes[E]t pan[B7]ts[E]
[A]Say a little [Bdim/A]prayer for Mr. [A]Fancy Pants[Bdim/A]
Itâ??[Dm(maj7)]s all he [Dm6] had
But [Dm(maj7)]donâ??t fee[Dm6]l bad
Heâ??[Cmaj7]d do th[C]e same
To [Esus4/B]you[B7]
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