Re Your Brains Jonathan Coulton
[Verse]
[Am] Heya Tom, itâ??[F]s Bob.. from th[C]e office down th[C]e hal[Cmaj7]l
[Am] Good to see you [F]buddy, howâ??ve yo[G]u been?
Fdim (xx3434) Am Am7 D7
Things have been OK for me except that Iâ??m a zombie now
I really wish youâ??d let u[G]s in
I [F]think I speak for [C]all of us when I [E7]say I under[Am]stand
Wh[F]y you folks might [C]hesitate to submi[E7]t to our de[Am]mand
But [F]hereâ??s an FYI[Fm]: youâ??re all gonna die.. screaming
[Cborus]
[C]All we [G]want to do is [F]eat your brains[G]
Weâ??re not [C]unreasonable, I mean[G], no-oneâ??s gonna eat y[F]our e[(F/E]yes[F] [F/E] [F)] [G]
[C]All we [G]want to do is [F]eat your brains[G]
Weâ??re at a[Am]n impasse here[Em], maybe we shoul[F]d compromise[(F/E]:[F] [F/E] [F] [F/E)]
If you [F]open [F/E]up the [Dm]doors
[F]Weâ??ll al[F/E]l come [F]inside an[G]d eat you[C]r brains
[verse, cbords as above]
I donâ??t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe thatâ??s OK for now but someday youâ??ll be out of food and guns
And then youâ??ll have to make the call
Iâ??m not surprised to see you havenâ??t thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, thatâ??s what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly
[repeat Cborus, but witb a sligbtly different ending]
[F]Weâ??ll al[F/E]l come [F]inside an[G]d eat you[Ab]r brains
Eb C#dim(xx5656) C#
Iâ??d like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure ap[C#m]preciate the way youâ??re workin[Ab]g with me
Iâ??m not [Eb]a monster Tom, well,[C#dim] technically [Fm]I am
I guess I [C]am
[verse, cbords as above]
Iâ??ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
I know weâ??ll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile Iâ??ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess weâ??ll table this for now
Iâ??m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know weâ??re all busy as hell
And weâ??ll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head.. open
[repeat first cborus]
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