Re Your Brains Jonathan Coulton
[Verse]
[Em] Heya Tom, itâ??[C]s Bob From the [G]office down the [G]hall[Gmaj7]
[Em] Good to see you [C]buddy, howâ??ve yo[D]u been?
[C] Things have be[Em]en OK for me excep[Em7]t that Iâ??[A7]m a zombie now
I really wish youâ??d let u[D]s in
I [C]think I speak for [G]all of us when I [B7]say I under[Em]stand
Wh[C]y you folks might [G]hesitate to submi[B7]t to our de[Em]mands
But [C]hereâ??s an FYI[Cm]: youâ??re all gonna die screaming
[Cborus]
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
Weâ??re not [G]unreasonable, I mean[D], no-oneâ??s gonna eat y[C]our
eyes
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
Weâ??re at a[Em]n impasse here[Bm], maybe we sh[C]ou[(C/B]ld co[C]mp[C/B]romi[C]se[C/B)]:
If you [C]open [C/B]up the d[Am]oors
[C]Weâ??ll al[C/B]l come [C]inside an[D]d eat you[G]r brains
[Verse]
[Em]I donâ??t want to [C]nitpick, Tom, bu[G]t is this really y[GCmaj7]our plan?
[Em]To spend your whole l[C]ife locked inside a m[D]all?
[C]Maybe thatâ??s OK fo[Em]r now but someday youâ?[Em7]?ll be out[A7] of food and guns
And then youâ??ll have to make t[D]he call
[C]Iâ??m not surprised[G] to see you haven[B7]â??t thought [Em]it through enough
[C]You never had the h[G]ead for all that b[B7]igger picture[Em] stuff
[C]But Tom, thatâ??s what I[Cm] do, and I plan on eating you slowly
[Cborus]
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
Weâ??re not [G]unreasonable, I mean[D], no-oneâ?[C(C/B]?s gon[C]na[C/B] eat[C] y[C/B)]our eyes
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
Weâ??re at a[Em]n impasse here[Bm], maybe we should[C(C/B] compr[C]om[C/B]ise:[C] [C/B)]
If you [C]open [C/B]up the [Dm]doors
[C]Weâ??ll al[C/B]l come [C]inside an[D]d eat you[Eb]r brains
Eb Abdim (xx5656) Ab
Iâ??d like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure ap[Abm]preciate the way youâ??re workin[Eb]g with me
Iâ??m not [Bb]a monster Tom, well,[Abdim] technically [Cm]I am
I guess I [G]am
[Verse]
[Em]Iâ??ve got anoth[C]er meeting Tom,[G] maybe we could [G]wrap [Gmaj7]it up
[Em]I know weâ??ll ge[C]t to common ground[D] somehow
C (xx3434) Em Em7 A7
Meanwhile Iâ??ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess weâ??ll table this [D]for now
Iâ[C]??m glad to see yo[G]u take constructi[B7]ve criticis[Em]m well
Th[C]ank you for your t[G]ime I know weâ??r[B7]e all busy [Em]as hell
And [C]weâ??ll put thi[Cm]s thing to bed when I bash your head open
[Cborus]
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
Weâ??re not [G]unreasonable, I mean[D], no-oneâ??s gonna eat y[C]our e[(C/B]yes[C] [C/B] [C] [C/B)]
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
Weâ??re at a[Em]n impasse here[Bm], maybe we shoul[C]d compromise[(C/B]:[C] [C/B] [C] [C/B)]
If you [C]open [C/B]up the [Am]doors
[C]Weâ??ll al[C/B]l come [C]inside an[D]d eat you[G]r brains
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