Tom Cruise Crazy Jonathan Coulton
Intro Pre-chorus Riff
[E] [D/F#] [B7]
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Chords
E 022100
D/F# 2x00xx
[G#]C#7 [466544]x43404
[F#m]B7 [244222]x21202
[A]C#m [577655]x46654
E7 020100
Am x02210
C x32010
G 3x0033
Em 022000
Verse 1
[E]Tom Cruise is [G#]so in love with [C#7]Katie
[F#m]At least all his people tell him [B7]so
And while he [E]thinks that she's a [G#]very special [C#7]lady
[F#m]It's probably not the way he'd choose to [B7]go[G#]
And a [A]lifetime of [E]longing looks would [F#m]cause too much dist[C#m]raction
[A]Good thing that he's no[E]t gay any[B7]more
Chorus
[E]Tom [G#]Cruise is [A]Tom Cruise [E]crazy
[F#m]Just be glad it's [B7]him not [E]you[B7]
[E]If you [G#]had Tom C[A]ruise's t[E]roubles
You m[F#m]ight be Tom Cruise [B7]crazy [G#]too
You'd [C#m]flash your big white [E7]shiny smile
You'd [A]buy expensive [Am]shoes
But you'd [E]be the o[G#]nly [C#7]man on Earth
Who c[F#m]ouldn't en[B7]joy Tom [E]Cruise
C#7 F#m B7 E (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Verse 2
[E]Tom Cruise is [G#]always getting [C#7]older
[F#m]He knows he'll never be that young [B7]again
And [E]when Tom Cruise looks [G#]back over his [C#7]shoulder
[F#m]He sees a thousand younger leading [B7]men[G#]
He [A]knows someday he'll [E]have to play
An [F#m]old retarded [C#m]grandpa
While [A]someone younger [E]plays his sexy [B7]son
Chorus
[E]Tom [G#]Cruise is [A]Tom Cruise [E]crazy
[F#m]Just be glad it's [B7]him not [E]you[B7]
[E]If you [G#]had Tom C[A]ruise's t[E]roubles
You m[F#m]ight be Tom Cruise [B7]crazy [G#]too
You'd [C#m]flash your big white [E7]shiny smile
You'd [A]buy expensive [Am]shoes
But you'd [E]be the o[G#]nly [C#7]man on Earth
Who c[F#m]ouldn't en[B7]joy Tom [E]Cruise
C#7 F#m B7 E (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Bridge
[C]Tom Cruise knows [G]somewhere there's a [Am]place for [Em]him
[C]He's not of [G]this world any[Am]more...[B7]
Verse 3
[E]Somewhere in [G#]some secluded [C#7]castle
[F#m]Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the [B7]wall
And the [E]outside world is [G#]always such a [C#7]hassle
[F#m]Sometimes he won't go out at [B7]all[G#]
There are [A]millions who [E]know his name
[F#m]Everybody [C#m]loves him
[A]Why is it that [E]he feels so a[B7]lone?
Chorus
[E]Tom [G#]Cruise is [A]Tom Cruise [E]crazy
[F#m]Just be glad it's [B7]him not [E]you[B7]
[E]If you [G#]had Tom C[A]ruise's t[E]roubles
You m[F#m]ight be Tom Cruise [B7]crazy [G#]too
You'd [C#m]flash your big white [E7]shiny smile
You'd [A]buy expensive [Am]shoes
But you'd [E]be the o[G#]nly [C#7]man on Earth
Who c[F#m]ouldn't en[B7]joy Tom [E]Cruise
C#7 F#m B7 E (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
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