Ho Ho Fucking Ho Kevin Bloody Wilson
Ho Ho f**king Ho by Kevin Bloody Wilson
[A]Ho ho f**kin ho
What a crock of sh*t
[D]We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we q[E]uit
[A]Cos we do all the f**kin work
[A]While he stars in the show
[D]Stick your Christmas up yer arse
[E]Ho ho f**kin h[A]o
[A]Im Rudolph and I quit
Just who does he think h[D]e is
That l[E]ittle fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
Crackin his f**kin wh[A]ip
[A]And me stuck up the front
With these other useless c[D]*nts
[E]Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin h[A]o
Ho ho f**kin ho
What a crock of sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the f**kin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
And what about us Elves
Weve had enough as well
Working in that freezing factory
Cold as f**kin hell
Working till we drop
With our bollocks freezing off
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
Ho ho f**kin ho
What a crock of sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the f**kin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
Im Santa Claus s wife
I know what hes really like
Sneakin into thos little kids rooms
Hes a f**kin paedophile
A devious old drunk
And Im married to the c*nt
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
Ho ho f**kin ho
What a crock of sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the f**kin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
Just a little diversion from your normal Christmas song�����
Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells" and in an Australian accent.....;-)
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