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Homo Christmas  Pansy Division

Homo Christmas ?? Pansy Division
G C Am D (x4)
(verse 1)
[G]You'll probably get sweaters
[Am]Underwe[C]ar and so[D]cks
[G]But what you'd re[C]ally like for Christmas
[Am]Is a nice hard [C]cock[D]
[G]You deserve a cute boy[C]
[Am]Who's horny and [C]queer[D]
[G]To make the most out[C] of Christmas[Am] cheer[C] [D]
[G]I wanna be y[C]our Christmas [Am]present[D]
[G]I wanna be y[C]our Christmas [Am]queer[D]
[G]I wanna be y[C]our Cristmas p[Am]resent[D]
[C]Have a homo Christmas [D]this year[G]
(verse 2, same chords as verse 1)
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree
We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play
(verse 3, same chords)
Your family
Won't give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts
(chorus x2, end on G)

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