I Steal Pets Rachel Bloom
Ohhhh[Gb]
[Ab]Yeaaaaah
[Db]School is really boring
[Db]Can't wait for the bell to ring
Â?[Gb]Â?Cause tonight I'm hanging wi[Ab]th all of my friends!
G[Db]onna party through the night-
Ka[Db]raoke, pillow fights
The mu[Gb]sic's loud, the lights are bright
It n[Ab]ever ends
I have [Gb]so many friends![Ab]
Cause [Db]I steal pets from the popular people and then dre[Gb]ss the pets up [Ab]like the popular people
[Db]I steal pets from the popular people and hi[Gb]de them all in [Ab]a shed
Yeah! [Db]I steal pets from the popular people and then dr[Gb]ess the pets up [Ab]like the popular people
I ste[Db]al pets from the popular people
And l[Db]ock them in my shed
[G] [-] [A]
[Db]At school, life can be such a drag
Wh[Db]itney Jones called me a f**
[Gb]But her cat ate salmon o[Ab]ut of my hand!
I s[Db]miled at Michael in the halls
Th[Db]en he spread rumors I have b****
But[Gb] I taught his dog to h[Ab]ug on command!
I have s[G]o many friends!
R[A]ight, dog?!
Cause [Db]I steal pets from the popular people and then dre[Gb]ss the pets up [Ab]like the popular people
[Db]I steal pets from the popular people and hi[Gb]de them all in [Ab]a shed
Yeah! [Db]I steal pets from the popular people and then dr[Gb]ess the pets up [Ab]like the popular people
I ste[Db]al pets from the popular people
And p[Db]aint their nails red- take it Cuddles!
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Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Rawrrrrrrr
It's the se[Bbm]venth grade dance in the s[Db]hed tonight
And I[Ab]'m the life of it a[Db]ll
C[Gb]ats and dogs all gro[Db]ovin' with me
We're ha[Gb]vin' such a ball
[Bbm]I start slow da[Db]ncing with G[Ab]reg Mendelsson's t[Db]errier mix
He's w[Gb]earing a suit and he ha[Db]s Greg's eyes
[Ab]Suddenly
[Ab]We kiss!
Cause [Db]I steal pets from the popular people and then dre[Gb]ss the pets up [Ab]like the popular people
[Db]I steal pets from the popular people and hi[Gb]de them all in [Ab]a shed
Yeah! [Db]I steal pets from the popular people and then dr[Gb]ess the pets up [Ab]like the popular people
I ste[Db]al pets from the popular people
(no chord)
My parents both are dead
Boo!
I ste[Db]al pets from the popular people
(Pe[Gb]ts aren't yours, p[Ab]ets are mine)
The[Db]n dress them up like the popular people
(P[Gb]ets aren't yours, p[Ab]ets are mine)
Yeah[Db] I steal pets from the popular people
(Pe[Gb]ts aren't yours, pe[Ab]ts are mine)
And dr[Db]ess them up like the popular people
(no chords)
All of them are mine!
I st[Db]eal pets, I steal pets, lo[Gb]ck them in [Ab]my shed
[Db]I s[Gb]tea[Ab]l p[Db]eee[Gb]eee[Ab]eee[Db]eetttttss
[Db]Lock them in my shed
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