Me and My Monkey Robbie Williams
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There was me and my monkey
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And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet [As]
c f
He had the soft-top down he liked the wind in his face
He said "son[Bb] you ever been to Vegas?" I said "no"
He said "thatâ??s where weâ??re [As]gonna go you need a change of pace"
c f
And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs
He said "I [Bb]left my wallet in El Segondo" and proceeded to take two grand of mine [As]
[Bb]We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel [As]
[Bb]Asked the bell boy if heâ??d take me and my monkey as well? [As]
[Bb]He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said [As]
[Bb]"If your monkeyâ??s got that kind of money sir, then weâ??ve got a monkey bed!"[G7sus4] [G]
c
Me and my monkey
f
With a dream and a gun
[Bb]Iâ??m hoping my monkey donâ??t point that gun a[As]t anyone
c
Me and my monkey
f
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
[Bb]Trying to understand why he did what he did [As]
Why he did what he did
c f
We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor
We had a room up top wi[Bb]th the panoramic views like nothing youâ??d ever seen before [As]
c f
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
He ran his little [Bb]monkey fingers through yellow pages
Called up escort services and ordered some okey [As]doke
c f
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
In walked this big bad [Bb]ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores [As]
c f
"Hi! my name is Sunshine - these are my girls
[Bb]Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah theyâ??ll rock your world" [As]
[Bb]So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun [As]
[Bb]Was digginâ?? old Kurt Cobain singing â??bout lithium [As]
[Bb]There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine [As]
"Whatâ??s up? yo[Bb]uâ??d better get your ass in here boy, your monkeyâ??s having too much of a good time!" [G7sus4] [G]
c
Me and my monkey
f
Drove in search of the sun
[Bb]Me and my monkey
Donâ??t po[As]int that gun at anyone
c
Me and my monkey
f
Like Billy The Kid
[Bb]Trying to understand why he did what he did [As]
Why he did what he did
c f
Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high
[Bb]Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died [As]
c f
We left before encores, he couldnâ??t sit still
[Bb]Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill [As]
c f
We went to play black-jack kept hitting twenty three
[Bb]Couldnâ??t help but notice this Mexican just staring at me [As]
c f
Or was it my monkey? I couldnâ??t be sure
[Bb]Itâ??s not like youâ??d never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before [As]
[Bb]Now donâ??t test my patience â??cause weâ??re not about to run [As]
[Bb]Thatâ??s a bad ass monkey boy and heâ??s packing a gun [As]
[Bb]"My name is Rodriguez", he says with death[As] in his eye
[Bb]"Iâ??ve been chasing you for a long time amigos and now your monkeyâ??s gonna die!"[G7sus4] [G]
c
Me and my monkey
f
Drove in search of the sun
[Bb]Now me and my monkey
We donâ??t wann[As]a kill no Mexican
But weâ??ve got
c f
Ten itchy fingers, one thing to declare
[Bb]When the monkey is high
As c f
You do not stare, you do not staaaare ..
You do not stare [Bb] [As]
c
Lookâ??s like weâ??ve got ourselves a Mexican stand-off here boy
f
And I ainâ??t about to run
[Bb]Put your gun down boy
[As]Howâ??d I get mixed up with this ***inâ?? monkey anyhow
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