Gerbil Stephen Lynch
I want to have Stephen Lynch's kids! That's all there is to it!
okay, gerbil! probably worse than "Lullaby" but hey it's Lynch.
(pick the 1st verse)
[A]I bought a [G]gerbil at the [D]petting [C]zoo
[A]If Richard [G]Gere can do it, [D]I can [C]too.
[A]I get un[G]dressed and I [D]start to [C]lube
[A]I stick the [G]gerbil in the [D]end of the [C]tube.
(strum the pre-chorus)
[D]Wondering just [A]how he'll feel
[D]will he like it better than his [A]little wheel
[D]careful now he's [A]right beside me
[D]one more inch and [A]he's inside me
[D]GO![A]!! [D] [A]Gerbil [D]go! [A] [D] [A]
(1st Chorus)
[D]Burrow [A]harder, [D]burrow [A]deeper
[D]be my [A]little [D]chimney [A]sweeper
[D]one thing [A]I for[D]got [A]about
C N/C
how am I supposed to get you out
(back to picking the verse)
so [A]now my [G]gerbils won [D]easy [C]street
[A]it's warm and [G]cozy and there's [D]plenty to [C]eat
[A]the situat[G]ion is [D]beyond my [C]control
[A]gotta find a [G]way to get him[D] out of his [C]hole.
(sturm pre-chorus)
[D]I tried crowbars [A]I tried wires
[D]I almost hurt'em with a [A]pair of pliers
[D]I tried cheese but [A]he's not biting
[D]I wish this wasn't [A]so exciting
[D]Go![A]!! [D] Ge[A]rbil Go[D]!!![A] [D] [A]
(2nd Chorus)
[D]Jesus, [A]I am [D]such a [A]sucker
[D]Please get [A]out you [D]fury f[A]uuuahhh!
[D]I think [A]I am g[D]etting [A]ill
C N/C
suddenly he's very very still
(back to picking verse)
[A]Now it's too [G]late my [D]gerbil [C]died
[A]I guess I have[G] committed [D]gerba[C]cide
[A]here's some [G]advice [D]it's very clear [C]cut
A G D A G D(now strum verse chords)
if you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your butt
[C]don't stick him up your [A]butt
little fury gerbil in your booty hole
don't stick him up your booma whomma wam
(start babbling to the music,
kind of a scat like singing) (Ha! Scat...um...nevermind)
Yeah!
(end on chord A)
any major life questions
consult the manual
there is a god, there is a plan
and the spaceship is coming!
- Maria Bamford, Comedy Central Presents
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