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I Married a Woman Who Talks Like Jerry Reed   Tim Wilson

I Married a Woman Who Talks Like Jerry Reed  Tim Wilson






 


 I MARRIED A WOMAN WHO TALKS LIKE JERRY REED


 Tim Wilson


 December 21, 2003


 


 Intro: (A) (E) (B) (E) (A) (E) (B) (E)


 


 (E) I married a woman who talks like Jerry Reed


 (E) God just didn't bless her with the vocal chords she needs


 (E) She looks like Cindy Crawford, but that ain't the way she sounds


 When (E) we make love, I keep hearin' "East Bound And Down"


 


 (A) I work sixty hours a week, and I bring home my check


 She says, (No Chord) "Son you're gonna have to take me out


 and put some (B) groceries down my (E) neck"


 So I (A) took her to a fancy restaraunt - she looked down her nose and said


 (No Chord) "Why didn't we stop at a choke and puke, for some (B) grilled cheese sandwich(E)es"


 


 (E) I married a woman who talks like Jerry Reed


 Oughta (E) be on the cover of Playboy,'cause that body's garaunteed


 She (E) talks just like that guitar man, that crawled out of the swamp


 That (E) Lousiana law gonna save you, when I knock ya in the head with a stump


 


 She (A) thinks my name is Amos, when she ain't callin' me son


 (No Chord) "Amos, son, I'm under stress. Let's (B) go somewhere that's (E) fun"


 So (A) I flew her to Europe and spent ten-thousand bucks


 She said, "I'd have (No Chord) had more fun thumbin' a ride on a (B) overloaded poultry (E) truck"


 


 [(A)] [(E)] [(B)] [(E)] [(A)] [(E)] [(B)] [(E)]  


 (E) I married a woman who talks like 'you know who'


 Got a (E) brand new pair of earplugs, stuck in with Elmer's glue


 Bought (E) all the lamps that K-Mart had, 'cause there's one thing I don't need


 Is to (E) be in the dark with a woman who sounds just like Jerry Reed


 


 It's (A) hard to be romantic, when she whispers in my ear


 "You got a (No Chord) long way to go, and a (B) short time to get (E) here"


 She (A) talks like that trucker, whether I like it or not


 "We're (No Chord) loaded up and truckin', and when you're (B) hot - you (E) hot"


 


 Solo


 


 Fade out...


 


 







    
    
    

        
            
            
            
        
    
    

    

    

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