A Shandy Too Far Tripod
Tripod - A Shandy Too Far
Cd - Open Slather
Intro: C A# A G
Gatesy: [C]Table for [A#]one,
[Am]Preferably [G]out of the sun,
[F]Somewhere where it's [C]quiet. [G]
[C]And a coffee [A#]too,
[Am]Better make it [G]black right through,
[F]I'm feeling fairly [C]sh*te. [G]
[Am]I don't think I have [G]enough [C]class,
To handle [E]drinking from a [F]glass,
F# G(stop)
Get me water in a pla stic cup.
G & S: [C] I wen[A#]t a shandy [C]too far,
I woke up [E]in the bed of,
F F# G(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
I know, I [C]went a [A#]shandy too [C]far,
I wonder [E]where I left my [F]car?
A [G]shandy too [C]far. [G]
Yon: Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...
Yon: [C]Comfortable [A#]bed...
G & S: (Comfortable bed...)
Yon: [Am]Shame about the [G]pain in my head.
[F]Where'd I leave my [C]shoes?
G & S: (Well, they're j[G]ust over there...)
Yon: [C]Well, they're over [A#]there,
G & S: (Over there.[Am]..)
Yon: Underneath my [G]underwear,
Tripod: And [F]where'd I get this [C]bruise? [G]
Scod: [Am]I can hear her [G]come down the [C]hall,
And bang her [E]head against the [F]wall,
And wish she [F#]didn't have...
Tripod: ... ap[G]palling luck.
She [C]went a [A#]shandy too [C]far,
I woke up [E]in the bed of,
F F# G(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
I know I [C]went a [A#]shandy too [C]far,
I wonder [E]where I left my [F]car?
A [G]shandy too [Am]far.
Scod: [E]Take my [Am]advice, in a [A#]crisis,
Catch a [F]taxi, catch a [F#]bus.
But if there's [G]one thing you should never do is trust yourself,
'Cause there's a [C]caveman in[A#]side,
[Am]Your brain's just coming [G]along for the [F]ride,
You'd [G]think I'd [C]learn. [G]
Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)
Scod: [C]I don't know it [A#]all,
[Am]When it will be [G]safe to call.
We [F]used to be quite [F#]friendly,
But [G]this could be the end.
C(stop, tacet from here)
Because we went...
Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.
Scod: (Shandy, shandy too far...)
Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of,
Bring back G
Tripod: Someone who I never thought I'd do.
I know I [C]went a [A#]shandy too [C]far,
I wonder [E]where I left my [F]car?
A [G]shandy too [C]far. [G]
(They all start shouting at once)
Tripod: [C]Ooooo-wa, [A#]ooooo-wa, [Am]oooh, Whoaoh
[G]Ooooo-wa, [F]oooh,
[G]Shandy too [C]far.
Scod: Never happened to me[G] personally, of course.
Tripod: [C]Ooooo-wa, [A#]ooooo-wa, [Am]oooh,
Gatesy: Is Mum in the audience again?!
Tripod: [G]Ooooo-wa, [F]oooh,
[G]Shandy too [C]far. [G]
[C]Ooooo-wa, [A#]ooooo-wa, [Am]oooh,
[G]Ooooo-wa, [F]oooh,
Yon: [G]Shandy too [C]far... [G]
Scod: Shandy too far...
Gatesy: Shandy too far.
Tripod: [C]Ooooo-wa, [A#]ooooo-wa, [Am]oooh,
Gatesy: How much money?
Tripod: [G]Ooooo-wa, [F]oooh,
G(let ring)
Yon: Shandy too...
Scod: Shandy too...
Gatesy: Shandy too...
Tripod: ... [C]far_ooooooooh[C]
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