Thank God for Girls Weezer
(Verse 1)
The [Am]girl in the pastry [G/B]shop with the net in her [D9]hair is making a can[F]noli for you to
[Am]Take on your hiking [G/B]trip in the woods with your [D9]bros that you've known since[F] second grade
And you[Am] may encounter dragons [G/B]or ruffians and be[D9] called upon to [F]employ your testoste-
-[Am]rone, in a battle for su[G/B]premacy and access [D9]to females [F]glued to the TV
[Am] And even if you are vic[G/B]torious you [D9]may receive many cuts, [F]bruises, and scr*pes and you will
[Am] Require band aids and [G/B]antiseptic ointments and [D9]tender loving kisses on your [F]stab wounds and
[Am]When you come home she [G/B]will be there waiting[D9] for you with a[F] fire in her
[Am]Eyes and a big fat [G/B]cannoli to shove i[D9]n your mouth and that's [F]why you
(Chorus 1)
Thank [A5]God[G5] for [D/F#]girls[F5]
Holla [A5]Jesu Chris[G5]te from Tennes[D/F#]see to L[F5]A
Thank [A5]God[G5] for [D/F#]girls[F5]
On your [A5]reckoning [G5]day, you better [D/F#]bow down and [F5]pray
She's so [A5]big,[G5] she's so [D/F#]strong[F5]
She's so[A5] ener[G5]getic in her [D/F#]sweaty over[F5]alls
Thank [A5]God[G5] for [D/F#]girls[F5]
Thank God for [A5]girls,[G5] thank God for [D/F#]girls[F5]
(Verse 2)
[Am] I'm so glad I got a [G/B]girl to think of[D9] even though she isn't[F] mine
[Am] I think about her all the [G/B]day and all the night, it's e[D9]nough to know that she's a[F]live
She says I [Am]give her sweaty palms she [G]almost had a heart attack
[D9] The truth is that I'm just as [F]scared I don't know how to act
[Am] I wish that I could get to [G]know her better
But meeting [D9]up in real life would cause the i[F]llusion to shatter
[Am] I carved her name into [G/B]all the trees,[D9] sang a song down [F]on one knee
[Am] Looking at the under[G/B]wear page of the Sears [D9]catalog like when [F]I was fourteen
[Am] I'm levitating like a [G/B]magnet turned the [D9]wrong way a[F]round
I'm like an [Am]Indian Fakir tryna' [G/B]meditate on a bed of [D9]nails with my pants pulled [F]down
(Chorus 2)
Thank [A5]God[G5] for [D/F#]girls[F5]
Holla [A5]Jesu Chris[G5]te from Tennes[D/F#]see to L[F5]A
Thank [A5]God[G5] for [D/F#]girls[F5]
On your [A5]reckoning [G5]day, you better [D/F#]bow down and [F5]pray
She's so [A5]big,[G5] she's so [D/F#]strong[F5]
She's so[A5] ener[G5]getic in her [D/F#]sweaty over[F5]alls
Thank [A5]God[G5] for [D/F#]girls[F5]
Thank God for [A5]girls,[G5] thank God for [D/F#]girls[F5]
(Verse 3)
[Am] God took a rib from [G/B]Adam, [D9]ground it up in a [F]centrifuge ma-
-[Am]chine, mixed it with carda[G/B]mom and cloves, [D9]microwaved it on the [F]popcorn setting
While [Am]Adam was like[G/B] 'that really [D9]hurts', going off in[F]to the tundra
[Am] So p**sed at [G/B]God and he [D9]started lighting minor forest [F]fires, stealing osprey
[Am]Eggs, messing with the [G/B]bees who were trying to polli[D9]nate the Echinacea[F] until God said
'[Am]Imma smite you with [G/B]loneliness and [D9]break your heart in [F]two'
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