Teddy Picker Arctic Monkeys
Capo 5
Intro: Em Em B Em
Des[Em]pair to the point till they provoke
The pu[Em]nchline before they have told the joke
The sh[Em]eer desperation to be seen
St[Em]aring at the television screen
Des[Em]pair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking pu[Em]nchline before you have told the joke
[Em]Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
It w[Em]asn't in the top 100 list
And it's the th[C]ousandth time and it's e[B]ven bolder,
[Em]Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
[C]He told ya, [B]that you were gagging for it[A#]
She [Em]saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The [Em]kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
A[Em]nother variation on a theme
A tangle on the [Em]television and the magazine
D'you [Em]reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you [Em]reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says "we ar[Em]e defenders
Of a[Em]ny poseur or professio[Em]nal pretender around"
When did your l[C]ist replace the t[B]wist and turn?
Ah the f[Em]ist, replaced the kissed-on concern
[C]And if you're bothered, I don't want your p[B]rayers
Save it for the morning after
Solo: Em
And it's the [C]thousandth time and it's [B]even bolder,
[Em]Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
[C]He told ya, t[B]hat you were gagging for it[Em]
[C]Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
[B]Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
[Em]Already thick and you're getting thicker[Em]
[C]Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
[B]Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
[Em]Already thick and you're getting thicker[A#]
[Em]Asuming that all things are equal,
[Em]Who'd want to be men of the people[B]
[B]When there's people like you?[Em]
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