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Those Crazy Christians  Brad Paisley

Brad Paisley - Those Crazy Christians
I couldn't find the chords for this song anywhere so I worked it out myself. This
is my first tab, so any suggestions/corrections are welcome.
Standard Tuning/No Capo
Chord Progression:
[D] [G] [D] [Bm] [A] [G]  
[A] [G] [D] [Bm] [A]  
Those crazy Chri[D]stians, I was go[G]nna sleep in tod[D]ay
But the chu[Bm]rch bells woke me [A]up and they?re a ha[G]lf a mile away
Those crazy Chri[D]stians, dressed up dr[G]ivin? down my st[D]reet
Get their we[Bm]ekly dose of g[A]uilt before they h[G]ead to Applebee?s
They pra[A]y before they eat and they p[G]ray before they snore
They pra[D]y before a football game and eve[Bm]ry time they sco[A]re
Ev[A]ery untimely passing, eve[G]ry dear departed soul
Is ju[D]st another good excuse to b[Bm]ake a ca[A]sserole
Those crazy Christians, go and jump on some airplane
And fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their lives in Jesus? name
No, they ain?t the late night party kind
They curse the devil?s whiskey while they drink the Savior?s wine
A famous TV preacher has a big affair and then
One tearful confession and he?s born again again
Someone yells hallelujah and they shout and clap and sing
It?s like they can?t wait to forgive someone for just about anything
Those crazy Christians
Instead of being outside on this sunny afternoon
They?re by the bedside of a stranger in a cold hospital room
And every now and then they meet a poor lost soul like me
Who?s not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be
They march him down the aisle and then the next thing that you know
They dunk him in the water and here comes another one of those crazy Christians
They look to heaven their whole life
And I think what if they?re wrong but what if they?re right
You know it?s funny, much as I?m baffled by it all
If I ever really needed help, well you know who I?d call
Is those crazy Christians

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