Talk to My Lawyer Chuck Brodsky
http://www.chuckbrodsky.com/
Capo on IV
Pretty simple pattern here: each verse is C F G, and each chorus is F C G C. Drop
your pinkie on the high E string if you'd like.
[C]Well I was outside city hall
[F]Slipped and took a terrible fall
[G]Negligence on the part of I don't care [C]who
I fell so hard I was seeing stars
[F]Dollar signs fell from Mars
[G]The man who helped me up said I should [C]sue
[F]He was a lawyer
[C]He was all out of breath[G] [C]
[C]Once I had an accident
[F]Not too bad, just a little dent
[G]A Mercedes hit me from the [C]rear
A man walked out in a three piece suit
[F]Asked if a thousand dollars would do
[G]I said let me think for a minute [C]here
CHORUS
[F]Gotta talk to my lawyer
[C]I might have whiplash
[G]I might have trauma
Let's not talk [C]petty cash
[F]I've got a witness
[C]Put a hand on the bible
[G]Jury jury hallelujah
You might be [C]liable
Well my mama said Uncle Jim
I just don't know what's wrong with him
That son of mine is a no good big wazoo
Well I have never overheard
Such a bunch of slanderous words
I tell you mama, I've got a mind to sue
CHORUS
Gotta talk to my lawyer
Mama that was vicious
Defamation of character, wrongful and malicious
I've got a witness
Put a hand on the bible
Jury jury hallelujah
You might be liable, mama
Then I was trying to open up my map
Spilled my coffee on my lap
How was I to know that it was hot
Went back to that fast food place
To the manager with the happy face
Said I want the name of whoever brewed that pot
CHORUS
Gotta talk to my lawyer
Think I've got a pretty good case
Get some crutches, maybe put on a neck brace
I've got a witness
Put a hand on the bible
Jury jury hallelujah
You might be liable
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