The Diary of Horace Wimp Electric Light Orchestra
Monday: Late again, today,
he'd be in trouble though he'd [Gm]say he was [F]sorry,
[Gm]he'd have to [F]hurry out the [A#]bus.[D#]
Tuesday:[A#] Horace was so sad,
he'd never had a girl that [Gm]he could [F]care for,
[Gm]and if he was [F]late once more, he'd be[A#] out.[D#]
[A#]Don't be afra[D#]id, jus[A#]t knock on the door[D#],
Well [A#]he just stood there mu[D#]mblin' and fumblin'.
[A#]Then a voice from ab[D#]ove said?
"H[A#]orace Wimp, this i[G#]s your life,
Go[Gm] out and find you[F#]rself a wife.
[A#]Make a stand and [G#]be a man,
An[Gm]d you will have [F#]a great life plan."
You can [A#]do it[G#] [Gm] [F#]
Come on Ho[A#]race[G#] [Gm] [F#]
Wednesday[A#]: Horace met a girl,
she was small and she was [Gm]very p[F]retty,
[Gm]he thought he [F]was in love, he was[A#] afraid.[D#]
Thursda[A#]y: Asks her for a date,
the cafe down the street tom[Gm]orrow [F]evening,
[Gm]his head was r[F]eeling, when she said[A#] "Yes O.[D#]K."
[A#] Don't be afra[D#]id, jus[A#]t knock on the door[D#],
Well [A#]he just stood there mu[D#]mblin' and fumblin'.
[A#]Then a voice from ab[D#]ove said?
"H[A#]orace Wimp, this i[G#]s your life,
Go[Gm] out and find you[F#]rself a wife.
[A#]Make a stand and [G#]be a man,
An[Gm]d you will have [F#]a great life plan."
You can [A#]do it[G#] [Gm] [F#]
Come on Ho[A#]race[G#] [Gm] [F#]
Fri[A#]day: Horace, this is it,
he asks the girl if maybe t[Gm]hey could [F]marry,
[Gm]when she says "g[F]ladly." Horace[A#] cries.[D#]
Sunday[A#]: Everybody's at the church,
when Horace rushes in and [Gm]says "Now here come[F] my wife,
[Gm]for the rest of[F] my life." and she[A#] did.[D#]
[A#] Don't be afra[D#]id, jus[A#]t knock on the door[D#],
Well [A#]he just stood there mu[D#]mblin' and fumblin'.
[A#]Then a voice from ab[D#]ove said?
"H[A#]orace Wimp, this i[G#]s your life,
Go[Gm] out and find you[F#]rself a wife.
[A#]Make a stand and [G#]be a man,
An[Gm]d you will have [F#]a great life plan."
Horace W[A#]imp[G#] [Gm] [F#]
H[A#]orace Horace Ho[G#]race Horace Hor[Gm]ace Horace Horace Horace Ho[F#]race Horace Horace Horace
[A#]Monday Tu[G#]esday Wed[Gm]nesday Thu[F#]rsday Frid[A#]ay Sund[G#]ay Monda[Gm]y Tues[F#]day
W[A#]ednesday Thu[G#]rsday Frid[Gm]ay Su[F#]nday
[A#]Monday Tu[G#]esday Wed[Gm]nesday Thu[F#]rsday Frid[A#]ay Sund[G#]ay Monda[Gm]y Tues[F#]day
W[A#]ednesday Thu[G#]rsday Frid[Gm]ay Su[F#]nday
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