Little in the Way of Sunshine Half Man Half Biscuit
I know the [A]drivers by their [D]first names
It's [Bm]said they've got me photo in the [E]staff canteen.
I've got a [A]wallchart with all their [D]foibles;
[Bm]Tony drives the Forty-One, no [E]vinegar just salt.
I was [D]Mr Wet Underpants in [A]eighty-nine
[D]Titled by accident [A]more than design
And I'll [F]tell you stuff for nothing - I'll [A]tell you it for free;
[F]Shawshank Redemption: five [A]quid HMV
And there's [Bm]little in the way of [E]sunshine heading our [A]way;
I'm standing [Bm]forward of the notice and it [E]all looks decidedly [A]grey.[E] [A] [FE]
I had a [A]dream on the fourth of [D]August -
[Bm]Duff-Leg Bryn got on the [E]One-One-Three,
A Weima[A]raner has had me [D]shorthorned
[Bm]Me go Leominster: [E]eat dog's heart.
If [D]you look carefully in the [A]background of "The Scream"
The [D]couple on the bridge are [A]both Robson Green
My [F]happy-go-lucky affec[A]tation conceals
Ext[F]raordinary fires but it [A]still kind of feels
There's [Bm]little in the way of [E]sunshine heading our [A]way;
Bm E A (instr)
Whilst the vehicles in motion the driver's got nothing to say.
I got [D]lost I New[A]foundland; I've got an [D]in-store at [A]Poundland
I've [F]used all my powdered Pe[A]ruvian bark,
I [F]woke up this morning but I'm [A]still in the dark
With [Bm]little in the way of [E]sunshine,
[Bm]Nothing in the way of [E]moonshine,
[F]Little in the way of [E]sunshine heading our [A]way.[A7]