Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite Half Man Half Biscuit
[G]Tower block,[F] you couldn't score in a [C]tower block[F]
Do [G]you wash plates[F] down the W[D]I?[D7]
[G]Went down town, down [F]town, saw you pasteling the [C]precinct floor[F]
[G]Had no qualms[F] but I complained any[D]way.[D7]
'Cos I'm the [G]big cheese down at the Tourist Infor[D]mation
I work out of Barmouth where the bathing is [G]safe
Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow [D]gobshite
Out on to the sandbank and then send in the [G]clowns.
[D]We must do brunch sometim[D7]e, [G]that place by Pineapple
[D]Cats, Phantom, Starlight, Les
It's the [G]cohorts from the [F]dance class
D (instr G D G D G)
And they haven't paid their domino fees.
[D]How many of yous lot kn[D7]ow [G]that song by Blackfoot Sue
[D]"I'm Standing In The Road"
Was [G]penned by the burly [F]physio of non-league Farnborough [D]Tow-w-w-w-n?
[G]Big cheese down at the Tourist Infor[D]mation
Come forth with your queries and I'll wade out for [G]miles.
Never trust a Crown Green bowler under [D]thirty
The future's so dull I've gotta sing [G]torch songs.
Ah dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow [D]gobshite
Face paint, Left Banke, Kenneth, Emma, R A D A, Rainer [G]Werner,
Cokeheads, cokeheads, cokeheads.[G] [D] [GFCD]