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Alone in the Universe  Jon Lajoie

Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords)
I?ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn?t find them anywhere, so I
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as
as I do. ? Dan Dee
E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5?
[E]Floating in space at the [A]edge of time
In a[E] universe that we [A]can?t define
[E]Billions of stars in the [A]endless night
[E]Tryin to find purpose [A]for our lives
Yet we s[E]till take the time ([A]still take the time)
E A ? A5?
Yes, we always take the time?
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate? ah-ooh-ohh?
To milk the s[E5]nake[A5]
Girls do the taco hands[E5]hake[A5]
I?m gonna [E5]hold my sausage h[A5]ostage? ton[E5]ight.[A5] [E5] [A5] [E5]
_Verse 2:_
Whether [E]you?re English, French, Japan[A]ese, or German
Whether [E]you?re at home or at a movie [A]with Pee Wee Herman
We [E]all take matters into [A]our own hands
With the [E]five finger army we in[A]vade our pants
We?d [E]all be doing time (yes we?d [A]all be doing time)
E A ? A5
If it was a crime?
_Chorus 2:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate? ah-ooh-ohh?
To pull the handb[E5]rake[A5]
To play vagina [E5]DJ[A5]
She?s [E5]gonna play cuntry on the [A5]clitar? tonight
E A E B (x2)
_Final Verse:_
[E5] He burps his [A5]baby[E5], she?s putting on a [B5]puppet show
[E5] Our gentitals are [A5]Juliet[E5], our hands are [B5]Romeo
[E5] He chokes his [A5]chicken[E5], she tickles her [B5]cameltoe
(2 hours later)
[E5] Our genitals are [A5]Juliet[E5], our hands are [B5]Romeo
I?m [A]gonna play ball on team [B]Penis? to[E]night

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