Alone in the Universe Jon Lajoie
Capo 2nd Fret
Intro D G
Verse 1
[D]We're floating in space on the [G]edge of time
In a[D] universe that we[G] can't define
[D]Billions of stars in the [G]endless night
[D]Try and find purpose for[G] our lives
[D]Yet we still take the time [G](still take the time)
[D]Yes we always take the time[G]
chorus
n/c D G D G
To masturbate oohhh-ahh-ohh
To milk the snak[D]e
[G]Girls do the taco hand [D]shake[G]
[G]I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage, tonight
[D] [G] [D] [G] Verse 2
[D]Whether you're English, French, Ja[G]panesse, or German
Whether [D]you're at home or at a m[G]ovie with Pee Wee Herman
[D]We all take matters into [G]our own hands
With [D]the five finger army we [G]invade our pants
We'd [D]all be doing time ([G]yes we'd all be doing time)
[D]If it was a crime[G]
Chourus
N/C D G D G
To Masterbate ooohhhh-ahh-ohh
To pull the hand [D]brake
To play vagina [G]dj
[D]Im gonna play ball on [A]team penis, [G]tonight
this is my first tab the chords i know for a fact are right but the switch might be off
little leave feedback heres a link to whatch him play this version..its not the full
but its all the same http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyRWvzOyWU8
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