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WTF Collective 2  Jon Lajoie

I tried my best to as accurately write this out as possible. Just strum to the beat.
If this isnt done in a way that everyone understands or doesnt measure up to
"format" here I apologize, this is my first submission to the site.
Also, I apologize if my French is not up to snuff ;)
[Am]Mc Confusing [Am]back in this bitch
Wit[F]h a parking sandwhich and a [E]chicken ticket
I go[Dm]t a liquid facelift from a[Dm] fig with big tits
And my[E] wrist got twisted by a [E]britt with fig spit
And y[Am]ou don't understand it c[Am]ause you're not supposed to
Like [F]a candy cane snake in a[E] jealous cartoon
And I'[Dm]m gonna leave soon, bu[Dm]t first I need to
Drink [E]a Chevy Chase Face and[E] rape Robocop 2
[Am]Yo I'm MC Historical[Am] Inaccuracy
I drop [F]lyrical bombs like Hiroshima[E] in '73
I writ[Dm]e rhymes like Shakespeare [Dm]when he wrote Anne Franks Diary
Which is[E] about the Civil War fr[E]om 1812 and Germany
I'm like[Am] the Spanish Inquisition [Am]when they killed Jesus
And Abe[F] Lincoln's suicide was the [E]theme for my thesis
Like M[Dm]oses when I focus I can [Dm]split the Red Sea
Like h[E]e did in 1950 [E]with the Chinese army
[Am]I'm MC Don't Know How To[Am] Pluralize Word(s)
I've got [F]so many rhyme and [E]I sleep with all the girl
When [Dm]there's more than one of something [Dm]you're supposed to pluralize
But [E]I never learned that throughout [E]all the year I've been alive
Hello,[Am] I'm MC Canadian[Am] Stereotype
I'm ab[F]oot to get started, so let me [E]get off the ice
But I [Dm]don't want any trouble a[Dm]nd I'm always polite
Now hop [E]on my snowmobile and [E]I will tell you what I like
But[Am] first I'll turn off curling [Am]and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j[F]'vais dire une phrase en francias, [E]parce qui'ici on est bilingue
Oh [Dm]boy I fell off my igloo [Dm]and I hurt my knee
Let's [E]go to the hospital, don't worry [E]here in Canada it's free, eh
[Am]MC Fatigue [Am]did you miss me
I'll [F]be awake five minutes c[E]ause I had a coffee
I'll try [Dm]to get through my verse,[Dm] but I really don't know
I had [E]that coffee about [E]five minutes ago
[Am]They hired me again to sing this mother fuckin [F]chorus!
I haven't found a fuckin [Dm]job yet
So I have to do this [E]bull shit (I can't take it I'm done)
[Am]I don't think I can sing another fuckin [F]chorus!
I think I'm gonna jump off [Dm]a bridge
Or shoot myself like Kurt [E]Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun)
[Am]I'm MC Knows Too Many[Am] Facts About Bees
50 [F]miles an hour i[E]s their average speed
A queen [Dm]can lay up to 3,000 [Dm]eggs in a day
Just cause[E] I know a lot about bees [E]doesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm also[Am] MC In The Closet[Am] Homosexual
I hide it[F] cause it's easier to be[E] heterosexual
We can't [Dm]even get married in most states[Dm] here in America
it's fucked up[E](MC Canadian Stereotype: Ga[E]y marriage is legal here in Canada)
[Am]I'm MC Homophobic F[Am]ucking Asshole
Being [F]gay is evil and it is [E]unnatural
Jesus [Dm]said to love thy neighbor, [Dm]but only if they are straight
Penises [E]go in viginas [E]anything else is just insane
I'm [Am]Mc Extremely [Am]Inappropriate Rhymes
I shake things [F]up like J. Fox when[E] I get on the Mic
And I [Dm]drop my enemies [Dm]just like Christopher Reeve's horse
Then I[E] put them to sleep [E]like Heath Ledger of course
WOAH, I[Am]'m MC Extremely [Am]Politically Correct
I disa[F]gree with the last MC's [E]Lyrical content
It was: [Dm]offensive, insensitive, [Dm]and in very bad taste
Just like [E]that guy who wrote that song [E]when Michael Jackson passed away
Yo, [Am]MC Final Verse [Am]here to end the song
O[F]ne was enough we didn't[E] need a sequel Jon
Make a [Dm]fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" [Dm]or another "Normal Guy"
But [E]for now lets end this stupid song [E]with a suicide
[Am]This is the last time that I will ever sing a[F] chorus!
My dad's gun was in his[Dm] closet
And I'm gonna end this [E]bull shit (I had a good run)
[Am]I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the [F]chorus!
Syanora and [Dm]farewell
Guess I'll see you all [E]in Hell (4,3,2,1)

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