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The Town Crotch  Jonathan Coulton

Source: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/The_Town_Crotch/Tabs
Original Chords: M_pony
Drop D, Capo 3
The [D]seniors threw a party down the [G]end of Dutton Road
[D] It was almost cold enough to[G] snow
[Em] None of us could drive then so we[Bm] had to get a ride
In the [C]back of someone's [G]G-T[A7]O
[D] She was in the keg line with a[G] yellow plastic cup
[D] It was like I'd never seen a girl be[G]fore
[Em] Puffy leather jacket and a [Bm]healthy head of hair
With the [C]hair she was [G]six foot [A7]four
Bb Bdim(x2313x) C C#dim(xx2323)
I recognized.. her face.. right away
(chorus)
She was the town[D] crotch
She was good to go a[G]nytime
She was the town[D] crotch
But I loved her like sh[G]e was mine
There's a l[A]ot of things I don't remember n[G]ow
But I remember the town [G/C]crotch[G] [D]
I remember the town [G/C]crotch[G] [D]
I [D]had a pint of So Co in the [G]pocket of my coat
[D] You can hardly taste the alco[G]hol
[Em] Watched her from a distance but I [Bm]never said a word
I was [C]young and I [G]felt so sma[A7]ll
[Bb] I was n[Bdim]o one then[C], who was I[C#dim]?
(repeat chorus)
[G/C] We stood around and [G]drank a lot and [D]leaned against the cars
[G/C] Tried to beat the [G]Winter, made it [D]just under the wire
[G/C] We got drunk and lo[G]ud under a [D]thousand million stars
[G/C] Someone played Steve [G]Miller, someone [A7]set some stuff on fire
The [D]cops came by to bust us so we [G]left the beer and ran
My [D]head hurt and I couldn't find my [G]ride
She [Em]pulled up in a Gremlin and she [Bm]rolled the window down
She said "[C]Hey kid,[G] get ins[A7]ide".
[Bb] Then she as[Bdim]ked my na[C]me and drove me h[C#dim]ome
She was the town[D] crotch
She was good to go a[G]nytime
She was the town[D] crotch
But I loved her like sh[G]e was mine
There's a l[A]ot of things I don't remember n[G]ow
But I remember the town [G/C]crotch[G] [D]
I remember the town [G/C]crotch[G] [D]
I remember the town [G/C]crotch[G] [D]
G/C(x32033) G D

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