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Darlin', I'm So Horny  Kevin Bloody Wilson

Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - Kalgoorlie Love Songs
Song - Darlin' I'm So Horny
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)
Intro: C G F C G C
Verse 1:
The [C]kids are at ya mother's place, the house is finally [F]ours.
There's [G]bugger all on tele, and [F]we're just sittin' [C]around.
And ya [C]look all right in the light tonight and I'm down to socks an[F]d skids.
You're a [G]walk up start for a fuck tonight so go and put ya teeth in.
'Cause [C]darlin' I'm so horny I could [F]die.
[G]I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight just to [F]see the feathers [C]fly.
I'll [C]drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a fuck [F]tonight.
'Cause [G]darlin' I'm so horny I could [C]die.
[C] [G] [F] [C] [G] [C]  
Verse 2:
So [C]you slip out of your canvas nighty, I'll kick off me [F]skids.
Ya [G]just can't beat a good old fashion fuck, ta' [F]help ya get a good nights [C]sleep.
So [C]grab the jar of vasaline, and drag ya arse across the r[F]oom.
[G]Prepare to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom.
Play Chorus:
[C] [G] [F] [C] [G] [C]  
Verse 3:
So [C]clear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold of those [F]tits.
[G]One, two, three, four, foreplay's over, now [F]let's get down to [C]business.
I got a [C]hard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch, so ya better get a bucket of [F]ice.
Been a [G]bit a back pressure buildin' up, so darlin' hang on tight.
Play Chorus twice:
Oh [G]darlin' I'm so horny I could [C]die.
Oh [G]darlin' I'm so horny I could [C]die.
[C] [G] [F] [C] [G] [C]  

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