Bali Belly Song Kevin Bloody Wilson
Ten days in Bali, got four days to go ten days of terror cos im glued to the throne,
And im [F]shittin' in litres and [C]firin' both [Am]ends, i'll [D]never shit solid a[G7]gain.
[C]And its cost me a fortune for this holiday, stead of pissin' it up,
christ, im shittin' it away.
cause im [F]glued to the loo while my [C]mates are out [Am]raving, i'll [D]never shit [G7]solid a[C]gain.
I'll [F]never shit solid a[C]gain, or hold [G7]anything down for as [C]long as i live,
cause me [F]arse is jammed open from [C]freckle fa[Am]tigue, i'll [D]never shit [G7]solid a[C]gain.
[C]I called mum back home, she said mix up a cup of cornflour and gravox to
thicken it up,
then she [F]pissed her self laughin and [C]hung up the [Am]phone, i'll [D]never shit solid a[G7]gain.
[C]Just had a crap and im wiping me ring, havent quite finished, start spewin' again,
Jesus, [F]hope i remember to [C]use the right [Am]hand, i'll [D]never shit [G7]solid a[C]gain.
i'll [F]never shit solid a[C]gain, so i'll [G7]rig up a faucet to [C]stick up me ring,
at [F]least when i fart i wont [C]splatter me [Am]jeans, i'll [D]never shit [G7]solid a[C]gain.
[C]I'm doin' cartwheels as i try to guess, a crap or a chunder christ whats comin' next,
will it [F]spray through me fingers or [C]run down me [Am]leg, i'll [D]never shit solid a[G7]gain.
[C]slipped on some shit a foot thick on the floor, skidded arse over tit,
then i spewed a bit more,
Now i [F]gotta sift through it cause me [C]denture fell [Am]in, i'll [D]never shit [G7]solid a[C]gain.
I'll [F]never shit solid a[C]gain, me [G7]rings hanging out and me [C]guts have caved in,
i'll be [F]buried in a bucket and me [C]mates will all [Am]sing.....................
"He'll [D]never shit [G7]solid a[C]gain"
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