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Charlotte  The Macc Lads

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Intro: Em, G, C, Em
Em, G, C, B
I [Em]walked into the [G]Nag's Head fu-t [C]sustinate me [Em]belly,
There were a [Em]fit crack in the [G]corner but
I [C]knew her cunt was [B]smelly,
She [Em]smelt of rotting [G]fish heads and [C]old and crispy [Em]sick,
[Em]Said her name were [G]Charlotte and she [C]wanted suck me [B]dick.
Oh, I [Em]thought now lad, [G]times are hard,
and it's [C]nearly closing [Em]time,
I'll put a [Em]bag on her head, and a [G]peg on me nose,
And I'll [C]grummage through the [B]slime...
[Em]Charlotte is the [C]biggest slag in [B]Macc,
She'll do [Em]anything fu-t [C]get you in the [B]sack,
With her [Em]legs spread wide she [C]opens up her [B]crack,
[Em]Spends her life [C]just lying on her [B]back.
Well, we [Em]walked along, up [G]Buxton Road,
And [C]strolled along the [Em]cut,
She said "[Em]give us an inch and I'll [G]take a yard."
So I [C]slammed her half a [B]foot.
Got me [Em]hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a [G]Macc Lad,
And I [C]knew just what fu-t [Em]do,
I got me [Em]hand inside, and then me [G]arm inside,
I [C]lost it right up to me tat[B]too.
Oh, [Em]Charlotte is the [C]biggest slag in [B]Macc,
She'll do [Em]anything fu-t [C]get you in the [B]sack,
[Em]Coffee, sex and [C]johnny bags come [B]free,
[Em]So crabs and [C]herpes and V[B]D.
Oh [Em]Charlotte.....
Break: Em, G, C, Em
Em, G, C, B
And we [Em]ended up at [G]her place,
And I [C]waded through the [Em]johnnies,
She put a[Em]nother notch in her [G]bedstead,
while [C]I watched "The Two [B]Ronnies".
[Em]Charlotte is the [C]biggest slag in [B]Macc,
She [Em]lies in wait and [C]then she springs her [B]trap,
She's [Em]always got fu-t [C]take the upper [B]hand,
And you [Em]are what you drink, and [C]I'm a bitter [B]man.[B] [A] [G]
[Em]Charlotte...

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