Gay Stephen Lynch
[D]Here we [D/C#]are, d[D/Bm]ear old [Dmaj]friend.
[Bm]You and[Bm/A] I, dru[G]nk ag[A]ain.
[D]Laughs have been [D/C#]had and [D/Bm]tears have been[Dmaj] shed.
[Bm]Maybe the [Bm/A]whiskey's [G]gone to my [A]head.
But [D]if I were [A]gay, I would g[Bm]ive you my h[G]eart.
And [D]if I were [A]gay, you'd be m[Bm]y work of a[G]rt.
And [D]if I were [A]gay, we would s[Bm]wim in r[G]omance.
[A]But I'm not gay, so g[G]et your hand [A]out of my pants.
It's [D]not that[D/C#] I don't c[D/Bm]are, I do.[Dmaj]
I [Bm]just don't [Bm/A]see mysel[G]f in y[A]ou.
A[D]nother [D/C#]time, a[D/Bm]nother s[Dmaj]cene.
I'd [Bm]be right beh[Bm/A]ind you, if you[G] know what I mea[A]n.
Cause i[D]f I were g[A]ay, I would g[Bm]ive you my s[G]oul.
And [D]if I were [A]gay, I would [Bm]give you my [G]whole being.
And [D]if I were [A]gay, we would [Bm]tear down the [G]walls.
[A]But I'm not gay, so [G]won't you stop [A]cupping my hand.
We've [D]never [Dsus2]hugged; we've [D]never [Em9]kissed.
I've [D]never been i[Dsus2]ntimate [D]with your [Em9]fist.
But [D]you have[Dsus2] opened [D]brand new [Em9]doors.
Get [D]over [Dsus2]here and [D]drop y[Em9]our dra[D]wers.[Dsus2] [Em9] [D]