Jizz in My Pants The Lonely Island
this is a rap song, dunno if you've seen it if not this is the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=PlayList&p=5A9C50B207ADC1E0&index=0&playnext=1
The rythem is completely different to the actual song so here is the video i found the chords from
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9E4D9B7QRE
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[F]Lock eyes from across the r[G]oom
[Am]Down my drink while the rhythms boom
[F]Take your hands, skip the n[G]ames
[Am]No need here for the silly games
[F]Make our way through the sm[G]oke and crowd
[Am]The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
[F]Move in close as the[G] lasers fly
[Am]Our bodies touch and the angels cry
[F]Leave this place go ba[G]ck to yours
[Am]Our lips first touch outside your doors
[F]The whole night what we've go[G]t in store
[Am]Whisper in my ear that you want some more
[F]And I jizz in my pants[G]
[F]This really never happens you [G]can take my word
[Am]I won't apologize, that's just absurd
[F]Mainly your fault for the way t[G]hat you dance
[Am]And now I jizz in my pants
[F]Don't tell your friends or I'll [G]say you're a slut
[Am]Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
[F]I'm very sensitive , some would say thats a plus
[Am]Now I'll go home and change
(carry on with this rythem)
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check
Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants
Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants
The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants
Open the window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants
I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?
Capo 1st Fret
[F]I jizz right in my p[G]ants
[Am]Every time you're next to me
[F]And when we're holdin[G] hands
[Am]Its like havin sex with me
[F]You say I'm premature[G]
[Am]I just call it ectasy
[F]I wear a rubber at all[G] times
[Am]Its a necessity
[F]Cuz I jizz in my pants[G]
[Am](I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
[F]Yes I jizz in my pants[G]
[Am](I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
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