Siobhan The Tossers
I?ll [G]take the bucket to the well, [C]Siobhan, oh Sio[D]bhan.
[G]For to boil your breakfast and to [D]keep the cottage warm.
And [G]for the blend your whiskey, so you [C]can drink it here at [D]home,
Oh [G]please don?t stay out all night long, for [G]every [D]pub to [G]roam.
Sio[G]bhan is on the whiskey, Siobhan is on the [D]gin,
Sio[G]bhan is drinking Red Bull and Vodka and won?t be home a[D]gain.
I [G]stay up late here every night, al[C]though it is no [D]sin,
Si[G]obhan is on the whiskey and she [G]won?t be [D]home a[G]gain.
[G]Beautiful in go-go boots, she [C]waltzes to the [D]bar.
And the [G]boys they all surround her coming [D]from the near and far.
Al[G]though I am not allowed inside, I [C]must stay in the [D]car.
Oh [G]please be still my beating heart, she [G]shimmers [D]like a [G]star.
And [D]in the din and dimmest light, she [G]holds her court, you see.
I [D]wish for just one moment she would [G]have a drink with me.
[C]In the pub she is the center, like a [G]life-affirming sun,
and [A]she is happy and she?s warming, cause [D]Siobhan is having fun.