Patricia the Stripper The Wombats
I did this the way I play it, so verse two is the same as verse one rather than varying. There
wasn't any tabs up so I closed my eyes a jumped really.
No Capo
[A]She works downtown in an unmarked bar, flyin' 'round poles
She always gave me the fright of my [D]life
[A]I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol
Mixed with an empty feeling [D]inside
It's such a [BM]bad idea
To [D]fall in love with a 'la[E]dy of the night'
[A](ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Why didn't God give her two left [D]feet
[BM]Then she couldn't [D]run away from me
[A]Months go by and I'm alone in bed
While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arr[D]ive
[A]I've got to wear a beard, a suit and tie
To get past the door if I want to see my girl t[D]onight
I go to [BM]all this effort
Just to see my [D]fair Patricia going [E]home with some other guy
[A](ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Why didn't God give her two left [D]feet
[BM]Then she couldn't [D]run away from me
[A](ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Why didn't God give her two left [D]feet
[BM]Then she couldn't [D]run away from me
[BM]She thinks I'm [D]sad and that's [A]alright[E]
[BM]But she doesn't [D]hate me so there's [A]my little [E]alibi
[BM]I can't, I can't leave, [D]I can't, I can't, [A]I can't
She's my [E]coked up Botox [BM]girl
[A]Patricia, [E]Patricia
Oh, [A]Patricia the stripper you are my suns[D]hine
So, [BM]why can't you come home with me t[A]onight
[A](ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Why didn't God give her two left [D]feet
[BM]Then she couldn't [D]run away from me
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