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Online  Brad Paisley

This is a very funny song i think.When i play it i use the F barred across the first
but you could the other one.Either way it'll be good.
[G]I work [F]down at the [C]pizza pit
And [G]I drive an [F]old Hyun[C]dai
[G]I still [D]live with my [Em]mom and [C]dad
I'm five foot three and over [D]weight
I'm a [G]sci-fi [F]fanactic, [C]mild asthmatic
[G]Never been to [F]second base[C]
But theres a [G]whole nother [D]me [Em]you need to [C]see
go check [D]out mys[G]pace
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Cause [C]On [G]- [D]Line Im out in [G]hollywood
Im [C]6 [G]foot [D]5 and i look [G]damn good
I [C]drive a mazer[G]atti im a [D]black belt in [Em]karate
and I [C]love a good glass of [D]wine
It [C]turns[G] girls [D]on that I'm my[G]sterious
I [C]tell em [G]that I [D]dont want nothing [G]serious
Cause [C]even on a [G]slow day [D]I can have a [Em]three way
[C]Chat with two women [D]at one time
I'm [G]so much [F]cooler on-[C]line.
[G]So much [F]cooler [C]online
[G]I get [F]home I [C]kiss my mom
And she [G]fixes [F]me a [C]snack
And [G]I head [D]down to my [Em]basement [C]bedroom
And fire [D]up my [G]Mac
[G]In real [F]life the [C]only time I've
[G]Ever even [F]been to L[C]A
Is when [G]I got the [D]chance With the [Em]marching [C]band
to play [C]tuba in the [D]rose [G]parade
But [C]On [G]- [D]line I live in [G]Malibu
I [C]pose for [G]Calvin [D]Klien, I've been in [G]GQ
[C]Im single and I'm [G]rich and [D]I got a set of [Em]six pack
[C]Abs that would blow your [D]mind
It [C]turns[G] girls [D]on that I'm mys[G]terious
I [C]tell em [G]that I [D]dont want nothing [G]serious
Cause [C]even on a [G]slow day [D]I can have a [Em]three way
[C]Chat with two women [D]at one time
I'm [G]so much [F]cooler On-[C]line.
[G]Yea I'm [F]cooler on[C]line
When you [D]got my kinda stats its [G]hard to get a date
[C]Let alone a [D]real girl[G]friend
But I [D]grow another foot and I [G]lose a buncha weight
[C]Every time I log [D]in
Solo: Em D C G D Em C
[D]  
[C]On [G]- [D]Line Im out in [G]Hollywood
Im [C]6 [G]foot [D]5 and i look [G]damn good
[C]Even on a [G]slow day [D]I can have a [G]three way
[C]Chat with two women [D]at one time
[G]I'm so much [F]cooler on-[C]line.
[G]Yea I'm [F]cooler [C]online
[G]I'm so much [F]cooler on-[C]line
[G]Yea I'm [F]cooler [C]online

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