Mr. Wrong Cracker
Cracker- Mr. Wrong (Hickman)
Intro: G F G G G D G G
Verse I:
[G]Well meet me by the [F]river that goes [G]nowhere,[G]
[G]Let me lay my [D]sorry trip on [G]you[G]
Oh won't you [G]meet me by the [F]river little d[G]arlin'[G]
[G]I might just let you [D]see my bad [G]tattoo.[G]
Verse II:
Well, I was [G]gonna bring you [F]flowers but I [G]didn't.[G]
It's the [G]thought that counts and I [D]think I'm a bit too [G]broke,[G]
but [G]there's some change in my ash[F]tray,
maybe just [G]enough to pay[G]
[G]for a half pint of something [D]probably make us [G]choke.[G]
Chorus:
(walk down: G F# E )
D G (walk down: G F# E )
Well no I'd rather not go and meet your family
They'd prob[D]ably send me back where I be[G]long,
Don't wanna [C]hear about your mister [G]right,
He's [D]out of [C]town ton[G]ight,
[G]Baby come and spend some [D]time with mister [G]wrong.[G]
Verse III:
I drive a [G]one-eyed Mali[F]bu without a m[G]uffler[G]
and a [G]tape deck that works if you [D]kick it hard e[G]nough[G]
and [G]baby if you like to [F]read, I've got some [G]great pornogra[G]phy
G D G G (walk down: G F# E )
and a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk.
Repeat Chorus
Bridge:
And now [C]do you have a girlfriend and [C]does she look as good as [G]you
C C (let chord ring through next line)
Hey, would she like to meet my brother?
(D7 goes good here, but it is not on the recording)
He'll be out of jail in a month or twoooo.
Instrumental on verse chords: G F G G G D G G (2x)
Repeat Verse I & Chorus
End with:
Ahh haww, Yeah where [G]I come from they [D]call me mister [G]wrong.
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