You, Me and Steve Garfunkel and Oates
Intro: Am C F G
[Am]Candlelight and moonlight all around [C]us
[F]I look into your [G]eyes
[Am]You hold my hand underneath the tabl[C]e
[F]And I can't disgu[G]ise the way I feel[Am]
I could've wis[C]hed a thousand wis[F]hes
For this[G] night I can't b[Am]elieve
That it's finall[C]y me and you and[F] you and me
Just us[G] and your friend [C]Steve
Do do do[G] do do do do Ste[C]ve
Do do do[G] do do do do lea[F]ve
What's the deal with your fr[C]iend Steve?
hey, how it[G]'s going?
[Am]You took me out for whoppers and to the mov[C]ies
[F]I was hoping for [G]romance
[Am]You even took me to the Mexican circ[C]us
[F]I thought there w[G]as a chance we'd be alone[Am]
I could've wis[C]hed a thousand wis[F]hes
For Stev[G]e to disappear[Am]
What the[C] hecks your freaking pro[F]blem?
[G]Why he's always [C]here?
Do do do do do d[G]o do Steve[C]
Do do do[G] do do do do Go [F]away
what's the deal with your f[C]riend Steve?
hey, how it[G]'s going?
[Am]It's not that I don't [G]like your friend
But how [C]many hours with him can [F]you spend?
[Am]And it's not that I do[G]n't think he's great
But it's[C] only you, [G]only you
I wanna [F]fellate[C]
[Am]Are you gay for Steve, I think you [C]may be
[F]And that would be alrig[G]ht
[Am]But let a chick know just what your steez[C] is
[F]So I know if I sh[G]ould shave tonight[Am]
I could've wis[C]h a thousand wishe[F]s
'Cause I[G] like to be with[Am] you
But it's always [C]me and you and y[F]our friend Steve
There's[G] nothing I can[C]
Do do do[G] do do do do Ste[C]ve
Do do do[G] do do do do Ser[F]iously
what's the deal with your f[C]riend Steve?
(mute)
Oh, hey -
Kate: You know what, I don't actually care how he's doing.
Riki: Me either.
[C]Steve
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