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Kev's Courting Song  Kevin Bloody Wilson

Kev's Courtin' Song
Transcribed By Billy Hames, Chilliwack, BC, Canada
intro: (x2)

[E]Blown too much of me time buying [A]dinner and wine
And [E]money on flowers and [B]lollies
[E]Only to find that [A]what's on me mind
[B]Isn't on her's and she's [E]sorry
So I've made up some lines that [A]save wasting time
And [E]keep me from blowin me [B]brass
I'm [E]ever so cool, I just [A]prop up me stool
[B]Right next to her's and I [E]ask:
N.C. A
Do ya fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a [E]brewery?
Could I feel your [B]tits?
Or will you show them [E]to me?
'Cause you've got a nice [A]head
And you look pretty [E]honest
So me face'll be leavin' in [B]quart' of an hour
I'd like you to be [E]on it.
(repeat intro lick)
You now how it feels, when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her ya love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands, and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, simply cut through the shit
And get on to the goodies straight off
Do ya fuck on first date?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your tits?
Or will you show them to me?
Do ya sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide between your place or mine
We can fuck off, then
(intro lick)
So the next time you see, a good lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just run her for long
And drop a few lines that I've told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped and kneed in the nack
But then I've got a few fucks as well
Do ya fuck on first date?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your tits?
Or will you show them to me?
If the answer is no
To me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does
(intro lick)

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