Fishin' Hole Stephen Lynch
[G]Wanna have some quality [A]time with my son
[C]So I brought him down to the fishin' [G]hole
[G]Didn't like the feelin' of that [A]worm in his hand
Got [C]mad, threw down his fishin' [G]pole
[G]Said, "That's alright, son. Let's [A]go and get an ice cream"
"[C]Let your old man buy you a [G]treat"
[G]But he didn't like no flavors [A]up upon that wall
[C]Started crying, and ran into the [G]street...
He's an [G]asshole, my kid's an [B]asshole
[C]I swear it just don't float my [G]boat
Always [G]crying, always [B]crying
[C]Made me wanna punch him in his little [G]throat
[G]Called my lady up to [A]tell her what had happened
[C]How our son had run [G]away
[G]She said, "Don't worry, baby, [A]I will talk to him"
[C]"And everything will be [G]okay"
My lady's an [G]asshole, she's an [B]asshole
[C]Her assholishness is off the [G]charts
Always [G]perfect, always [B]perfect
[C]Made me wanna punch her in [G]her lady-parts
(Whistling)
[G]I decided I'd go [A]down to the bar
[C]And drown my sorrows in a [G]beer
[G]But the sign outside said '[A]Closed For Renovations'
[C]'We'll open up again next [G]year'...
That bar is an [G]asshole, it's an [B]asshole
[C]Oh, the worst bar in the [G]land!
Always [G]closing, always [B]closing
[C]Can't punch a bar, cause you'll hurt your [G]hand
(Whistling)
[G]I went home to [A]forget about my troubles
[C]Sat down in my favorite easy [G]chair
[G]But I couldn't relax for the [A]pain I was feelin'
[C]As my hemorrhoid began to [G]flair...
My asshole's an [G]asshole, a real [B]butthole
[C]Needs to put his asshole-self in [G]check!
Always [G]burning, always [B]itching
[C]Made me wanna punch him in his asshole [G]neck
(Whistling)
[G]Late one night, [A]lyin' awake in bed
[C]Mmmm, a realization [G]came
[G]Are there really assholes [A]everywhere I look?
[C]Or am I the one to [G]blame?
[G]Maybe I just do not [A]say the things I should say
[C]And I don't do the things I [G]ought to
[G]So I took a good, hard look at [A]myself in the mirror
[C]And this is what I [G]thought...
The guy who sold me this mirror is an [G]asshole, he's an [B]asshole
[C]Son of a bitch said it was [G]antique
He was [G]lyin', he was [B]lyin'
[C]Made me wanna punch him in his salesman [G]cheek
[C]I'm on a real asshole [G]streak
[C]I could open up an asshole [G]boutique
[C]I think this song has reached it's [G]peak
[C]Goodbye, you assholes, see you next [G]week!
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