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My Wife's A Psychopath  The Toy Dolls

Song: My Wifes A Psychopath
Artist: Toy Dolls
Tabbed By: Paul Ginger Hutchinson
Tuning: Standard
[ Notes ] 
This is my first tab so please be kind. I hope this helps you!
E* = The second Octave of E. So a bar chord on the 7th fret, shown below!
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| 9 |
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| 7 |
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[ Intro ]E
[E]I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that [B]night
Could I catch th perfect match, would she be Mrs [E]Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & [B]mild?
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went [E]wild
E* B
Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not [B]my type"
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly
[ Cborus ] 
[E]My wife's a psychopath. [A]Throws a fit then she [B]hides in the bathroom
E* c B
My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee
[E]My wife's a psychopath. [A]Always on [B]the warpath
[E]After me, [B]mentally de[E]ranged!
[ Same Pattern as before ] 
I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate's not for me
[Cborus Again] 
[ Now tbe Guitar Solo ] 
F - F - A# - c :: Play this 3 Times
F - c - F - c :: Play this Once
[Cborus Again but up 1 semi-tone] 
E is now F
A is now A#
B is now c
[Outro :: Bass first tben Guitar follows] 
D# slide to F :: Listen to song for when to slide
Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...
[ Tbats tbe end of my first Cbord ] 
[ I bope it belps you ] 

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