50 Ways to Say Goodbye Train
[Am]My heart is [Dm]paralyzed
[G]My head was [C]oversized
I'[F]ll take the [Dm]high road like I[E] should
[Am]You said it's [Dm]meant to be
[G]That it's not [C]you, it's me
[F]You're leaving n[Dm]ow for my own go[E]od
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[F]She went down in an airplane
[C]Fried getting suntan
[G]Fell in a cement [Am]mixer full of quicksand
[F]Help me, help me [C]I'm no good at [G]goodbyes[E]
[F]She met a shark underwater
[C]Fell and no one caught her
[G]I returned everyth[Am]ing I ever bought her
[F]Help me, help me [C]I'm all out of [G]lies[E]
And ways to say you [Am]died
[Am]My pride still [Dm]feels the sting
[G]You were my [C]everything
[F]Someday I'll [Dm]find a love like [E]yours
[Am]She'll think I'm [Dm]Superman
[G]Not super [C]minivan
[F]How could you [Dm]leave on Yom Kippu[E]r
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[F]She was caught in a mudslide
[C]Eaten by a lion
[G]Got run over by a cra[Am]ppy purple Scion
[F]Help me, help me [C]I'm no good at [G]goodbyes[E]
[F]She dried up in the desert
[C]drowned in a hot tub
[G]Danced to death at an e[Am]ast side nightclub
[F]Help me, help me [C]I'm all out of [G]lies[E]
And ways to say you [Am]died
[F]I wanna live a thousand [G]lives with you
[F]I wanna be the one your [G]dying to
[F]Love...but you don't want [Dm]to
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[E]That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[F]She went down in an airplane
[C]Fried getting suntan
[G]Fell in a cement mix[Am]er full of quicksand
[F]Help me, help me [C]I'm no good at [G]goodbyes[E]
[F]She met a shark underwater
[C]Fell and no one caught her
[G]I returned everything I ever bo[Am]ught her
[F]Help me, help me [C]I'm all out of [G]lies[E]
[F]She was caught in a mudslide
[C]Eaten by a lion
[G]Got run over by a crapp[Am]y purple Scion
[F]Help me, help me [C]I'm no good at [G]goodbyes[E]
[F]She dried up in the desert
[C]drowned in a hot tub
[G]Danced to death at an ea[Am]st side nightclub
[F]Help me, help me [C]I'm all out of [G]lies[E]
And ways to say you [Am]died
Ending: Same as verse, finish with Am
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