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7 Old Ladies Got Locked In The Lavatory Jimmy Flynn
[G]Oh D[C]ear, wh[G]at can the ma[C]tter be?
G C D No Chord
Seven old ladies got locked (optional)where? (Audience:)in the lavatory!
[G]They were th[C]ere from Su[G]nday to Satu[C]rday
[G]Nobody kn[C]ew they were th[D]ere
(performer)[A]la la la
No Chord
(audience echo)la la la
(This call-and-answer is done 4 times)
Actually, each time, the vocalist changed pitches from really high
to really low as a gag so the guitar is lost behind this, and since
this came from a live album, the mild guitar is also lost in the
laughter, but you can basically choose any 4 notes you want for in
here.
-Verse 1-
[G]Well the fi[C]rst old la[F]dy, was o[C]ld Mrs. Hump[G]hry
She o[C]nly went [F]in to ma[C]ke herself co[G]mfy
But wh[C]en she went to lea[F]ve she cou[C]ldn't get her b[G]um free
Cause no[C]body kn[F]ew she was the[C]re
-Chorus-
-Verse 2-
[G]Well the ne[C]xt one in [F]line was [C]old Mrs. Dra[G]per
She w[C]ent in bu[F]t couldn[C]'t find the p[G]aper
C F (No Chord)
So she used a brick layers scraper
And nob[C]ody kne[F]w she was ther[C]e
-Chorus-
-Verse 3-
[G]Well the ne[C]xt old l[F]ady was o[C]ld Mrs. Flyn[G]n
She o[C]nly went [F]in on a [C]personal wh[G]im
C F (No Chord)
Somehow she got stuck between the bowl and the rim
Cause [C]nobody [F]knew she was t[C]here
-Chorus-
-Verse 4-
[G]Well the ne[C]xt one i[F]n was M[C]rs. McA[G]rthur
She n[C]eeded to [F]go, to the wash[C]room she da[G]rted
C F (No Chord)
She paid a nickel but only (horn simulating flatulence)
And n[C]obody k[F]new she was th[C]ere
-Chorus-
-Verse 5-
[G]Well the ne[C]xt old l[F]ady was o[C]ld Mrs. S[G]chuster
C F (No Chord)
She sat on the handel and thought someone goosed her
C F (No Chord)
Said "Oh my dear, it don't feel like it used to"
No[C]body kn[F]ew she was the[C]re
-Chorus-
-Verse 6-
[G]Well the la[C]st old l[F]ady was o[C]ld Mrs. M[G]ason
Well sh[C]e had to [F]go so [C]she used a b[G]asin
That wa[C]s the wat[F]er that [C]he washed his f[G]ace in
N[C]obody k[F]new she was th[C]ere
-Chorus X2- ended with a big swig-o-beer!
Have Fun!
Travis Tricky
monday.morning.rain@gmail.com
Questions? PM me at this site and I'll get back to you
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