Merry christmas from family  Dixie Chicks

##song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. ###Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2000 20:43:54 EST##Performed by: The Dixie Chicks and Rosie O'Donnell from Another Rosie#Written by: Robert Earl Keen Jr.##Intro:  C  Em  F[C]Mom got dr[Em]unk and D[F]ad got drunk


[C]At our Chr[Em]istmas pa[F]rty


[C]We were dr[G/B]inkin' cha[Am]mpagne pu[G]nch


And ho[F]memade eg[G]gnog


[C]Little si[Em]ster brought her n[F]ew boyfriend


[C]He [Em]was a [F]Mexican


[C]We didn't k[G/B]now what to th[Am]ink of h[G]im


'Til [F]he sang Feliz Navid[G]ad


Feliz Nav[C]idad


[C]Brother [Em]Ken brought his k[F]ids with him


[C]The th[Em]ree from his fi[F]rst wife Lynn


[C]And the [G/B]two ide[Am]ntical tw[G]ins


>From his se[F]cond wife Mary [G]Nell


[C]He a[Em]lso brought his t[F]hird wife Kaye


[C]Who t[Em]alks all abo[F]ut AA


[C]Chain sm[G/B]okin' while the st[Am]ereo pl[G]ays


N[F]oel, No[G]el


The first N[C]oel


CHORUS:


[G]Carve the turkey turn the ball game on


[F]Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone


[G]Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store


[F]We need some ice and an extension cord


[G]A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite


[F]A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights


[C]Hallel[G/B]ujah everyb[Am]ody say ch[G]eese


[F]Merry Christmas from the fa[G]mily


[C]Fred and R[Em]ita drove from Ha[F]rlingen


[C]I can't re[Em]member how I'm k[F]in to them


[C]But when they tr[G/B]ied to plug their m[Am]otorhome i[G]n


They b[F]lew our Christmas l[G]ights


[C]Cousin Da[Em]vid knew just w[F]hat went wrong


[C]So we wa[Em]ited out on o[F]ur front lawn


[C]He threw the b[G/B]reaker and the li[Am]ghts came [G]on


And w[F]e sang Silent Ni[G]ght


Oh Silent Ni[C]ght


Oh holy ni[C]ght


CHORUS:


[G]Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on


[F]Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one


[G]Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go


[F]We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow


[G]A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite


[F]A box of tampons and some Salem Lights


[C]Hallel[G/B]ujah every[Am]body say ch[G]eese


[F]Merry Christmas from the f[G]amil[C]y


Feliz Navid[C]ad.