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SEX Frank Zappa
Nick Paluzzi[leprakahn@sprynet.com)
(Note: This is a transcription of the version from "Have I offended Someone?" I don't know how
much it differs, if any, from the original.)
Intro:
[A#] [D#] [A#] [D#] [A#] [D#] [A#]
Verse:
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What's the thing that they's talkin' bout' everywhere...SEX!!!
When they wanna be suave and debonair...SEX!!!
What's poppin up the most from coast to coast...SEX!!!
At yer bongo party and yer weeny roast...SEX!!!
Do ya do, or don't ya don't...SEX!!!
Bet yer lyin' if you say ya won't...SEX!!!
Bridge:
[Dm7]Some girls try it and go on a diet,[C] then they worries cos' they's too fat
[Dm7]Who wants to ride an ironin' board?[C] It aint no fun, I've tried me one!
[A#]Grow that meat[C] all over yer bones and[D]work the wall with the[F] local[C]Jones!
[A#]And while ya do it,[C] remember this line[D] The sniffers says it[F] all the[C]time...
Refrain:
[Cm7]The bigger the cushion[Fm7]The better the pushin'[3X]
[Cm7]The bigger the cushion[C#Maj7]
Verse:
Makes no difference if yer young or old...SEX!!!
Don't you act like it's made of gold...SEX!!!
Ladies need it just like the guys...SEX!!!
Maybe you could use a protein surprise...SEX!!!
Layin' down and standin' up...SEX!!!
If it feels good, just keep it up...SEX!!!
Bridge:
Some girls try and they don't like it
They complain cos' it don't last
Who wants to ride on a debutante
It moves too fast, it talks too much
Watch the scenery while you ride, you can be very warm inside
When the train goes round' the bend, check the shrub'ry on the other end
Refrain:
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