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Headline News v1 Weird Al Yankovic
[Em] [Bm] [Em] [Bm] [F] [G] [F] [G]
Verse 1
[Am]Once[C] there was this [G]kid who
[F]Took a trip to [C]Singapore and [G]brought along his [C]spray paint
And [F]when[C] he finally [G]came [C]back
[G]He h[C]ad [F]cane marks all [C]over his [G]bottom
G# C G# C/F* F
He said that it was from when the warden whacked it sooo hard
Chorus
[Mmm] [mmm] [mmm] [mmm]
Verse 2
[Am]Once[C] there was this [G]girl who
[F]Swore that one day [C]she would be a [G]figure-skating [C]champion
And [F]when[C] she finally [G]made [C]it
[G]She [C]saw [F]some other [C]girl who was [G]better
And so [G#]she hired [C]some guy to [G#]club her in the [C/F]knee [F]cap
Chorus
[Mmm] [mmm] [mmm] [mmm]
Repeat
Interlude
[Dm]They got paid for [C]their sou[G]nd bytes
[Dm]They sold their TV [C]movie[G] rights [F]
Verse 3
And [Am]then [C] there was this [G]guy who
[F]Made his wife so [C]mad one night that [G]she cut off his [C]weiner
And [F]whe[C]n he finally [G]came [C]to
[G]He [C]saw [F]that Mr. [C]Happy was [G]missing
He [G#]couldn’t quite ex[C]plain it. It had [G#]always just [C/F]been [F]there
Chorus
[Mmm] [mmm] [mmm] [mmm]
Repeat
Repeat interlude and fade out.
That’s it! Enjoy.
P.S. Here’s the diagram for that weird C/F chord:
(Remember, in relation to the capo)
From low to high:
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