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One More Minute Weird Al Yankovic
[D]Well I heard that you're [G]leaving, [D]gonna leave me far [G]behind,
[B7]'Cause you found a brand new [Em]lover, you de[A]cided that I'm not your [D]kind.
[G]So I pulled your name [D]out of my [G]Rolladex,
And I [C]tore all your pictures in [G]two,
And I [B7]burned down the malt shop where [Em]we used to go,
Just [A]because it reminds me of [D]you.....
[C]That's right, you [D]ain't gonna see me [G]crying,
[C]I'm glad that you [D]found somebody [G]new,
'Cause I'd [C]rather spend e[D]ternity eating [G]shards of broken [C]glass,
Than [G]spend one more [D]minute with [G]you.
[D]I guess I may seem kinda [G]bitter,
You [D]got me feeling [G]down in the [D]dumps,
'Cause I'm [B7]stranded all alone in the [Em]gas station of love,
And I [A]have to use the self-service [D]pumps...
Oh so [C]honey, let me [D]help you with that [G]suitcase
You [C]ain't gonna [D]break my heart in [G]two
'Cause I'd [C]rather get a [D]hundred-thousand [G]paper cuts on my [C]face,
Than [G]spend one more [D]minute with [G]you..
[Em]I'd rather rip out my [D]intestines with a [G]fork
[C]Than watch you going out with other [G]men
[Em]I'd rather slam my [G]fingers in a [Em]door,
[A]Again, and again, and again, and again, and a[D]gain
Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'
I'd [C]rather have my [D]blood sucked out by [G]leaches
Shove an [C]ice-pick under a [D]toe nail or [G]two
I'd [C]rather clean all the [D]bathrooms
In Grand Central [G]Station, with my [C]tongue..
Than [G]spend one more [D]minute with [G]you
Yes, I'd rather dive [C]naked on a [D]huge pile of [G]thumbtacks
Or stick my [C]nostrils to[D]gether with Krazy-[G]Glue
I'd [C]rather dive in a [D]swimming pool filled with
[G]Double-edged razor [C]blades
Than [G]spend one more [D]minute with [Em]you
I'd rather [C]rip my heart right out of my [D]ribcage with my bare hands
And [G]throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I [C]die....
Than [G]spend one more [D]minute with [G]you.....
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