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Gerbil Lynch Stephen
[A]I bought a [G]gerbil at the [D]petting [C]zoo.
[A]If Richard [G]Gere can do it, [D]I can, [C]too.
[A]I get un[G]dressed, I [D]start to [C]lube.
[A]I stick the [G]gerbil in the [D]end of the [C]tube.
[D]Wondering just [A]how he'll feel;
[D]will he like it better than his [A]little wheel?
[D]Careful now he's [A]right beside me.
[D]One more inch and [A]he's inside me.
[DAD]Go, [A]Gerbil,[D] go! [A] [D] [A]
[D]Burrow [A]harder, [D]burrow [A]deeper!
[D]Be my [A]little [D]chimney [A]sweeper!
[D]One thing [A]I for[D]got [A]about:
C N/C
how am I supposed to get you out?
So [A]now my [G]gerbil’s on [D]easy [C]street.
[A]It's warm and [G]cozy and there's [D]plenty to [C]eat.
[A]The situat[G]ion is [D]beyond my [C]control.
[A]Gotta find a [G]way to get him[D] out of his [C]hole.
[D]I try crowbars, [A]I try wires.
[D]I almost had him with a [A]pair of pliers.
[D]I tried cheese but [A]he's not biting.
[D]I wish this wasn't [A]so exciting.
[DAD]Go, g[A]erbil, go[D]! [A] [D] [A]
[D]Jesus, [A]I am [D]such a [A]sucker!
[D]Please get [A]out you [D]furry [A]f*cker!
[D]I think [A]I am g[D]etting [A]ill.
C N/C
Suddenly, he's very, very still
[A]Now it's too [G]late my [D]gerbil [C]died.
[A]I guess I have[G] committed [D]gerbi[C]cide.
[A]Here's some [G]advice, [D]it's very clear [C]cut:
[A]if you love your[G] gerbil,[D] don't stick him up your b[A]utt[G]. [D] [C] [A]
Chords:
A: X02220
G: 320033
D: XX0232
C: X03201
N/C: (No chord)
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