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Why Does This Always Happen To Me Weird Al Yankovic
[Em]I was watching my T[D]V one night when they broke i[C]n with a special rep[G]ort
About some dev[Em]istating ear[D]thquake in P[C]eru [G]
[Em]There were thirty thous[D]and crushed to death, even[C] more were buried al[G]ive
On the Ri[Em]chter scale it m[D]easured 8.2 [C] [G]
And I said, "G[C]od, please an[D]swer me one q[G]uestion?"
[C]"Why'd they have to i[Bb]nterru[C]pt 'T[G]he Simpsons' just for this?"
[Bb]What [C]a dr[G]ag, 'cause I was ta[Bb]ping [C]it and [G]everything
And now I'll h[C]ave to wait for the re[G]run to see the p[D]art of the show I missed
chorus:
[C]Why does this a[G]lways happen?
[Bb]Why does this al[F]ways happen to me?
[C]Why does this al[G]ways happen?
[Bb](Why) Why does this alw[F]ays happen to me?
[C]Ba ba ba ba, [G]ba ba ba ba ba
[Bb]Ba ba ba ba, [F]ba ba ba ba ba
[Em]I was driving down the h[D]ighway when all the t[C]raffic slowed to a c[G]rawl
There was a tw[Em]elve-car pile-up, [D]everybody dea[C]d [G]
And I saw b[Em]rains and guts and v[D]ital organs [C]splattered everyw[G]here
As well as m[Em]y friend Robert's di[D]sembodied hea[C]d [G]
And I thought -[C] Poor [D]Rob, I just had l[G]unch with him
Hey, w[C]ait a minute, [Bb]he still [C]owes me [G]money - what a jerk
Well, ther[Bb]e's f[C]ive [G]bucks that I'm ne[Bb]ver g[C]onna[G] see again
Plus now, on t[C]op of everything e[G]lse, it looks like I'm g[D]onna be late to work
chorus:
[C]Why does this a[G]lways happen?
[Bb]Why does this a[F]lways happen to me?
[C]Why does this a[G]lways happen?
[Bb](Why) Why does this al[F]ways happen to me?
[C]Ba ba ba ba, [G]ba ba ba ba ba
[Bb]Ba ba ba ba, [F]ba ba ba ba ba
[A]Ba ba ba ba, ba ba
Oh, the ot[Em]her day, my b[D]oss said we were r[C]unning low on t[G]oner
[Em]And he told me I should [D]buy another ca[C]se [G]
Well, I [Em]told him I was b[D]usy, but he s[C]till just kept on as[G]king
So, I t[Em]urned around and st[D]abbed him in the fa[C]ce (right in the fa[G]ce)
Oh, and [C]wouldn't you k[D]now it, my k[G]nife got stuck
[C]I guess that's [Bb]probably [C]bound to [G]happen now and then
But [Bb]I'm [C]afra[G]id I may have [Bb]bent the t[C]ip a l[G]ittle
And I kn[C]ow that blade will[G] never ever be qui[D]te as sharp again (quite as sharp again)
Oh, tell me
[C]Why does this a[G]lways happen?
[Bb]Why does this a[F]lways happen to me?
[C]Why does this a[G]lways happen?
[Bb](Why) Why does this al[F]ways happen to me?
[C]Why does this a[G]lways happen?
[Bb]Why does this a[F]lways happen to me?
[C]Why does this a[G]lways happen?
[Bb](Why) Why does this al[F]ways happen to me?
[C]Ba ba ba ba, [G]ba ba ba ba ba
[Bb]Ba ba ba ba, [F]ba ba ba ba ba
[C]Ba ba ba ba, [G]ba ba ba ba ba
[Bb]Ba ba ba ba, [F]ba ba ba ba ba
[C]Ba ba ba ba, [G]ba ba ba ba ba
[Bb]Ba ba ba ba, [F]ba ba ba ba ba
[C]Ba ba ba ba, [G]ba ba ba ba ba
[Bb]Ba ba ba ba, [F]ba ba ba ba ba
[C]Ba ba ba ba, [G]ba ba ba ba ba
[Bb]Ba ba ba ba, [F]ba ba ba ba ba
[C]Ba ba ba ba, [G]ba ba ba ba ba
[Bb]Ba ba ba ba, [F]ba ba ba ba ba
[C]Ba ba ba ba, [G]ba ba ba ba ba
[Bb]Ba ba ba ba, [F]ba ba ba ba ba
[C]Ba ba ba ba, [G]ba ba ba ba ba
[Bb]Ba ba ba ba, [F]ba ba ba ba ba
-Iggie-
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