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Chanukah Song Adam Sandler
[A]Put on your Yamak[E]a
[D]Its time for Chanuka[E]h
[A]So much funnak[E]a
[D]To celebrate Chanuka[E]h
Whoo~
[A]Chanukah i[E]s the festiva[D]l of light[E]s
[A]Instead of one day of present[E]s
[D]We get eight crazy night[E]s
[A]When you feel like the only kid in tow[E]n
[D]Without a Christmas tre[E]e
[A]Now here's a new list of people who are Jewis[E]h
[D]Just like you and m[E]e
[A]Winona Ryde[E]r,
[D]Drinks Manischewitz wi[E]ne
[A]Then spins a Dreidl[E]e with Ralph Lauren[D] and Calvin Klei[E]n
[A]Guess who gives and receiv[E]es
[D]Loads of Chanukah toy[E]s
[A]The girls from Veruca Sa[E]lt and all[D] three Beastie Boy[E]s
[A]Lenny Kravitz is half Jewis[E]h,
[D]Courtney Love is half t[E]oo
[A]Put them togethe[E]r
[D]What a funky bad ass J[E]ew
[D]We got Harvey Keitel
[E]And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
[D]Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
E(strum once and ring) E
And yes her boobs are real
[A]Put on that yarmulk[E]a
D E
Its time for Chanukah
[A]2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmana[E]ka
[D]celebrates Chanuka[E]hahaha
[A]O.J. Simpso[E]n
[D]Still not a J[E]ew
[A]But guess who i[E]s,
[D]The guy who does the voice for Scooby Do[E]o
[A]Bob Dylan was born a Je[E]w
[D]Then he wasn't
[E]but now he's back,
[A]Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewis[E]h
[D]'Cause we're pretty good in the sac[E]k.
[A]Guess who got bar-mitzvah[E]ed
[D]On the PGA tou[E]r
[A]No I'm not talking about Tiger Woo[E]ds
[D]I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmo[E]re.
[D]So many Jews are in the show biz
[E]Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
E(strum once and ring) E
But my mother thinks he is.
[A]Tell the world-amana[E]ka
[D]It's time to celebrate Chanuka[E]h
[A]It's not pronounced Ch-nak[E]ah
[D]The C is silent in Chanuka[E]h
[A]So read your hooked on phoni[E]ca
[D]Get drunk in Tijuanaka
[A]If you really really wanna[E]ka
[D]Have a happy happy happ[E]y happy Chanuka[A]h!
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