Seriously, what does that mean, mon francais est tres mere. Is that a swear word? I hope not. Apologies if it is.

well samrt may be streching it how about cunning

No that's still a bit much, keep going.

So many things remain A REAL MYSTERY if we start thinking about the moment our parents were "melting together" resulting in a human being. If they did the same thing 1 hour later, I don't think that I was Me. Add religion, civil wars, why, oh why. I just know that I exist, having bad and good in me. I want to rest, lay me down and dream. Dreams are giving me oxygen, doing things like flying, drifting away, being a "virtuoso" playing guitar.
Sorry, I was absent for a second.
Talking about that GUITARIST magazine, is it just available in England, or in Europe. I have 2 different, dutch written, magasines about guitar, and I also buy THE ACOUSTIC GUITAR magasine.
I love peace, and my guitar(s) give me peace, music gives me peace. I noticed that you're a pretty smart person, convinced that you can share your knowledge. What brand of guitar do you have? Is it a Flying V you have? I have one, and jesus, the sound is blowing away everything.
So please, I would appreciate it very much, to have information about that magazine.

No I don't have a Flying V, I've just held one, Hendrix's Flying Angel, to be exact. It was one he actually used. Sorry but I have to tell everyone that.

Hehe, you think I'm smart, wow!

It's OK to have dreams, I have dreams but they're private I'm afraid. Not all to do with guitars and peace. Oh well.

I'm not a loud to play very loud. I have a practice amp, and I get told off for turning it up to three. Actually, with my Strat, I break the rule of  my signature quote, because I like to take bits off and put them on again (as you do)! D'you do that? It helps with my DT, I'm awfully poor at practical work.

I went of on a tangent there didn't I?

I think Guitarist IS available abroad, but you don't the subscribsion deals. Sorry!
I think my letter's in there next month.

Some others they've said:
It's on your plate, eat it.  (not referring to dinner, but to doing what is right even when what is right is distasteful or unpleasant)

Walk it off.  (My Pap-pap did not give in to pain, and 'walking it off' was literal in his case.  I've never known someone who could walk so far and carry so much, and I was a backpacker when I was younger and met many long-distance hikers.  I took this advice too literally and hiked out of a remote area without assistance after breaking a leg.  Then proceeded about my business for a couple weeks.  By the time I sought medical assistance, the leg had become infected and the break had partially healed with the infection set in.  Antibiotics did wonders, but that was nearly 15 years ago and to this day I can forecast rain with my leg.)

Respect your elders. It might be new to you, but they may have seen something like this before.  (Not meant as a slam at your youth P-guitar.  My Gram had seen and done much, so when any of us grandkids would find ourselves in a pickle, she would know what to do.)

If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.  (Pap-pap was a stone mason.  In fact, I like this one so well that I think I will add it as my own signature line.)

- Zurf